<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>Jesus Rocks! You Suck! : XML WIDGET</title><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><link><id>55273</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/55273/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus Rocks! You Suck!]]></title><description><![CDATA[HELLO MY NAME IS DAN AND JESUS &lt;beep&gt; ROCKS! IF YOU HATE JESUS YOU'RE PROBABLY A &lt;beep&gt; &lt;beep&gt; QUEER WHO'S GOING TO HELL FOR BEING &lt;beep&gt; DUMB! SCREW YOU!<br/><br/><i>complete, uncensored version at link</i>]]></description><comments>8</comments><score>328</score><crdate>3/22/2008 11:55:10 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-22T11:55:10+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>48030</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/48030/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus has returned and His name is Ted.]]></title><description><![CDATA[TED Jesus Christ GOD is TRUE and REAL and ACTUAL SECOND COMING of JESUS and CHRIST and JESUS CHRIST and THE CREATOR and GOD to WORLD Earth.<br/>TED NEVER had plucked eyebrows or shaven them and DID get TOO CLOSE to fire and these were burned ACCIDENTALLY and is WHY left eyebrow looks less and was burned!  When TOO CLOSE to fire!  TED has WARNED TEDians and this is a nuclear war to HUGE NUCLEAR WAR is EMINENT even now how looking!<br/><br/>*Probably NSFW*]]></description><comments>19</comments><score>379</score><crdate>1/22/2008 11:33:24 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-22T23:33:24+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>40965</id><url>http://www.plime.com/world/l/40965/1/</url><title><![CDATA[these rocks rock]]></title><description><![CDATA[Rocks are rocks, but in certain cases, some are famous]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>353</score><crdate>11/7/2007 4:37:27 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-11-07T16:37:27+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>16949</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/16949/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus Christ action figures]]></title><description><![CDATA[Weird but way cool Jesus action figures! Biker Jesus, Rodeo Jesus, Football Jesus and more. I should buy this and take them to church.]]></description><comments>7</comments><score>87</score><crdate>4/18/2007 11:10:02 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-04-18T23:10:02+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>14226</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/14226/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Someone is so going to hell for this one.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Jesus sings an uplifting song in this video. This is wrong, wrong, wrong.  So why am I still chuckling ten minutes later?]]></description><comments>3</comments><score>67</score><crdate>3/26/2007 10:50:34 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-03-26T22:50:34+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>57246</id><url>http://www.plime.com/politics/l/57246/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Sweet Jesus, I hate Bill O'Reilly]]></title><description><![CDATA[Now that is an inspired domain name! They are dedicated to the dissemination of information that exposes Bill O'Reilly for what he is: an ego-driven, biased individual who spreads fear, hate and misunderstanding.]]></description><comments>27</comments><score>489</score><crdate>4/7/2008 9:52:43 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-07T09:52:43+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>6637</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/6637/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Bloody Jesus parade float called too graphic.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Deemed inappropriate for a holiday fun-time event.]]></description><comments>3</comments><score>-8</score><crdate>11/29/2006 9:01:32 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2006-11-29T09:01:32+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>33916</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/33916/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus case before Kenyan court]]></title><description><![CDATA[A group called Friends of Jesus is seeking to clear the name of Jesus Christ.<br/><br/>Me thinks they miss the point just a bit.]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>45</score><crdate>8/31/2007 12:14:30 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-08-31T12:14:30+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>59085</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/59085/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Man sees Jesus on hospital ceiling]]></title><description><![CDATA[As Pope Benedict XVI spends time in New York, a local hospital is getting attention for a water mark on the ceiling some think looks like Jesus. <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-10990" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Picture source</a>]]></description><comments>8</comments><score>240</score><crdate>4/21/2008 4:31:14 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-21T04:31:14+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>9422</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/9422/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Executive fired for not being &quot;Down with Jesus&quot;.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Former executive claims Meguiar's Inc. told him he was &quot;robbing this company of the blessing of God by not being on your knees and on fire for Jesus.&quot;]]></description><comments>3</comments><score>90</score><crdate>1/23/2007 11:38:10 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-01-23T11:38:10+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>25371</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/25371/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus may owe the IRS some money]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Miami-based preacher who has basked in international attention since declaring himself the second coming of Jesus Christ has used charitable donations to his ministry for personal expenses &#8212; paying $144,000 a year in alimony to his first wife and buying property in his and his relatives&#8217; names.]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>59</score><crdate>6/27/2007 12:45:11 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-06-27T12:45:11+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>81868</id><url>http://www.plime.com/science/l/81868/1/</url><title><![CDATA[The Exciting Evolution of ... Rocks]]></title><description><![CDATA[You might think rocks and the minerals they are made of are rather boring. But a new study shows life has been integral to the evolution of minerals, giving rise to the majority of the 4,300 or so types present on Earth today.]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>234</score><crdate>11/14/2008 6:57:32 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-11-14T06:57:32+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>41660</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/41660/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Can you see Jesus Part II]]></title><description><![CDATA[An American eBayer has auctioned off a week-old pancake for $338, claiming it contains images of Jesus and Mary.]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>78</score><crdate>11/14/2007 8:10:18 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-11-14T20:10:18+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>58493</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58493/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Image of Jesus appears in Hospital Window]]></title><description><![CDATA[An unexplained image in a hospital prayer garden window moved some people to tears and drew groups of people to a hallway before vanishing, according to witnesses. A crowd inside the Florida Hospital Medical Complex in Orlando snapped photos of the image apparently showing the profile of Jesus Christ crying.]]></description><comments>17</comments><score>374</score><crdate>4/16/2008 5:54:19 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-16T05:54:19+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>29911</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/29911/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus is Hitler]]></title><description><![CDATA[i'm not trying to offend people but this made me laugh<br/><div class='qp pad d'><i>Both Jesus and Hitler enjoy pineapple on their pizza</i></div>possibly NSFW]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>148</score><crdate>8/2/2007 7:36:12 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-08-02T07:36:12+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>27608</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/27608/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus goes to a porn convention ]]></title><description><![CDATA[what you read, while this is NSFW cause it does have naughty bits (not provided by Jesus) but nothing hugely perverted.]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>285</score><crdate>7/16/2007 5:36:17 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-07-16T17:36:17+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>46462</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/46462/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus vs. Elvis]]></title><description><![CDATA[The similarities between Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley are almost uncanny. Hail Mary, full of grace(land)...]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>87</score><crdate>1/8/2008 8:41:17 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-08T20:41:17+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>43205</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/43205/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus is for capital punishment]]></title><description><![CDATA[&quot;if there was ever an occasion for someone to have argued against the death penalty, I think Jesus could have done so on the cross and said, &#8216;This is an unjust punishment and I deserve clemency&#8217;.&#8221;]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>58</score><crdate>12/4/2007 12:52:15 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-12-04T00:52:15+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>74059</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/74059/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Jesus Moth News]]></title><description><![CDATA[On August 25, 2008, Kirk Harper, a man from Texas, found a moth with an image of Jesus on a recreational vehicle.]]></description><comments>11</comments><score>198</score><crdate>8/28/2008 5:03:39 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-08-28T17:03:39+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>48423</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/48423/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Parents Upset Over Jesus Vs. Santa Handout]]></title><description><![CDATA[Parents in Irasburg, Vt., said a teacher crossed the line between church and state when he gave out a handout entitled, &quot;Why Jesus is Better than Santa Claus.&quot;]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>204</score><crdate>1/25/2008 11:30:58 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-01-25T23:30:58+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>57266</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/57266/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Erotic Jesus Sparks Mass-Debate]]></title><description><![CDATA[&quot;I don't see any blasphemy here,&quot; he said, gesturing at a Crucifixion picture showing a soldier simultaneously beating Jesus and holding his genitals. &quot;People can imagine what they want to.&quot;<br/><br/>Kudos and an upvote for anyone who can deliver me the picture in question.]]></description><comments>22</comments><score>76</score><crdate>4/7/2008 1:46:51 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-07T13:46:51+01:00</atomdate></link></items></xml>