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 Jesus Rocks! You Suck!
Jesus Rocks! You Suck!
HELLO MY NAME IS DAN AND JESUS <beep> ROCKS! IF YOU HATE JESUS YOU'RE PROBABLY A <beep> <beep> QUEER WHO'S GOING TO HELL FOR BEING <beep> DUMB! SCREW YOU!

complete, uncensored version at link picked by 2manyusernames 9 months ago
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 chinook
9 months ago
OMG that's awesome.

Jesus the Zombie! BRAINS!!

haha - that makes more sense to me than the bible story, though.
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 KeroBero...
9 months ago
that is hysterical...
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 doggyliv...
9 months ago
THERE'S A BUNCH OF OTHER STUPID STUFF IN THE BIBLE BUT NONE OF IT IS AS f**kING SWEET AS JESUS!!

Lmfao! ahahahahahahahaha
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 Moogle
9 months ago
I knew he was a zombie!

If they'd had shotguns back then we'd all be speaking Latin right now.
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 dthomasb...
8 months ago
And the light shines in the darkness, but the darkness doesn't comprehend it.
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 capnslim
8 months ago
Ya know, I'm pretty cool about my christianity. That's why I think this is funny as hell.
I remember though, that I told that "Jesus was the first zombie" joke a while ago.
One of my friends got all up in arms and told me off.
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 walkthep...
8 months ago
I am a Christian. I didn't find the page funny. My first reason would be that it was offensive to my beliefs (obviously), and my second reason is that - it just wasn't funny.

Some of the cartoon stick figure drawings were rather, cute, however. That's about the only positive I can come up with.

After having viewed the page, note that I will not be flying planes into buildings; setting cars afire (see news reports on "youths" in France); strapping a bomb to myself and walking into a shopping mall and setting it off... Just go visit


And try


For Atheists:
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 chinook
8 months ago
« walktheplank:I am a Christian. I didn't find the page funny. My first reason would be that it was offensive to my beliefs (obviously), and my second reason is that - it just wasn't funny.

Some of the cartoon stick figure drawings were rather, cute, however. That's about the only positive I can come up with.

After having viewed the page, note that I will not be flying planes into buildings; setting cars afire (see news reports on "youths" in France); strapping a bomb to myself and walking into a shopping mall and setting it off... Just go visit


And try


For Atheists:
Really, you had to click the link and then complain about being offended? The image clip and the description didn't clue you in to anything?

Oh, and please keep your extremely biased links to yourself.
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