Jesus Rocks! You Suck! Posted: 9 months ago by 2manyusernames
HELLO MY NAME IS DAN AND JESUS <beep> ROCKS! IF YOU HATE JESUS YOU'RE PROBABLY A <beep> <beep> QUEER WHO'S GOING TO HELL FOR BEING <beep> DUMB! SCREW YOU!
complete, uncensored version at link
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Posted: 9 months ago by chinook:
OMG that's awesome.
Jesus the Zombie! BRAINS!!
haha - that makes more sense to me than the bible story, though.
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Posted: 9 months ago by KeroBeros32:
that is hysterical...
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Posted: 9 months ago by doggylives:
THERE'S A BUNCH OF OTHER STUPID STUFF IN THE BIBLE BUT NONE OF IT IS AS f**kING SWEET AS JESUS!!
Lmfao! ahahahahahahahaha
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Posted: 9 months ago by Moogle:
I knew he was a zombie!
If they'd had shotguns back then we'd all be speaking Latin right now.
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Posted: 8 months ago by dthomasbruner:
And the light shines in the darkness, but the darkness doesn't comprehend it.
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Posted: 8 months ago by capnslim:
Ya know, I'm pretty cool about my christianity. That's why I think this is funny as hell.
I remember though, that I told that "Jesus was the first zombie" joke a while ago.
One of my friends got all up in arms and told me off.
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Posted: 8 months ago by walktheplank:
I am a Christian. I didn't find the page funny. My first reason would be that it was offensive to my beliefs (obviously), and my second reason is that - it just wasn't funny.
Some of the cartoon stick figure drawings were rather, cute, however. That's about the only positive I can come up with.
After having viewed the page, note that I will not be flying planes into buildings; setting cars afire (see news reports on "youths" in France); strapping a bomb to myself and walking into a shopping mall and setting it off... Just go visit
And try
For Atheists:
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Posted: 8 months ago by chinook:
« walktheplank:I am a Christian. I didn't find the page funny. My first reason would be that it was offensive to my beliefs (obviously), and my second reason is that - it just wasn't funny.
Some of the cartoon stick figure drawings were rather, cute, however. That's about the only positive I can come up with.
After having viewed the page, note that I will not be flying planes into buildings; setting cars afire (see news reports on "youths" in France); strapping a bomb to myself and walking into a shopping mall and setting it off... Just go visit
And try
For Atheists:
Really, you had to click the link and then complain about being offended? The image clip and the description didn't clue you in to anything?
Oh, and please keep your extremely biased links to yourself.
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