What happens when your buddy who used half a bottle of hair gel falls asleep in the hall way?

Logically you light his hair on fire like it were a cake full of candles. picked by muppetmaker 9 months ago

An animal considered to be the world's oldest living gorilla in captivity celebrated her 55th birthday today at the Dallas Zoo, with a frozen fruit cake.

Jenny also enjoyed banana leaf-wrapped treats at her wooded home in the complex. picked by AutumnLotus 5 months ago

For one bride, her perfect wedding had to have that extra layer. So American Chidi Ogbuta had a life-size wedding cake made in her own image. Standing over 5ft tall, the spectacular cake, made up of butterscotch and polymer clay, was an exact replica of the bride in her wedding dress. picked by AutumnLotus 9 months ago

Elisa Strauss of Confetti Cakes sculpted her dad's labradoodle for his birthday. I was mesmerized from beginning to end. Embedding not allowed. Find video here. picked by MissWinkle 5 months ago

A Russian mugger stole a woman's cake as she walked by, then asked the victim to call police so he could go back to prison. picked by AutumnLotus 11 months ago

A horrified customer ate the foul-smelling gateaux but noticed that it didn't taste or smell "quite right" and handed the cake to public health scientists. picked by muppet 8 months ago

This is called a weight loss cake for good reason. Ugh. picked by deepcleanfun 11 months ago

Some people that work here had a going away party the other day for a woman that is leaving. One of the supervisors called a Walmart and ordered the cake. He told them to write: “Best Wishes Suzanne” and underneath that write “We Will Miss You”. Here’s the cake that was delivered: picked by misswinkle 12 months ago

It's meat! It's a cake! No, it's a MEATCAKE! picked by gratheo 9 months ago

1. LEGO Cupcakes; 2.Giant Minifig Wedding Cake; 3. Baby LEGO Minifig and many more. picked by maxriter 2 months ago

Arbella Perkins Ewings blew out all 114 candles on her birthday cake on March 13 and quietly took part in the celebration that comes with being the third-oldest person in the world. picked by mutil8or 7 months ago

Now let's go jack a few cars and bang some ho's! picked by gnikgnok 1 year ago

Now that's what I call a crab cake, hon! picked by DemureArt 7 months ago

Mathematicians have devised a process whereby a resource can be divided up equally, with neither party being envious of the results. Cutting cake has been used as a metaphor during it's development. picked by sparky 2 years ago

The more amazing the cake, the more I want to eat it. picked by Wasabi 1 year ago

Today would have been John's 68th birthday. Yoko Ono explains a project launching this week in honor of John Lennon's birthday, the "Imagine Peace Tower" and a request for a prayer for peace. picked by 2manyusernames 4 days ago

...for 20 million dollars! This cake was showcased at the luxury brands bridal show, not commissioned for a specific wedding. That would be even more nauseating. picked by ybne1else 2 years ago

For her son's birthday, this lady made a cake that looks like Stonehenge. Two years ago, she made one that looks like Myst (the computer game). If I recognize all the places on her Myst cake, does that make me a nerd? ;) picked by julea 2 years ago

Pretty self explanatory. Lets see how many he can get. picked by TheBlueFrog 2 years ago

Were he alive today he would be 114. Here's a bit of information on the man. Cruel, sure; but he certainly played a major role in shaping our world.

Happy Birthday, Mao. (do you mind if I call you Mao? please don't have me executed) picked by donteatpoop 10 months ago