THE Best Reply to  a Craigslist Advert
THE Best Reply to a Craigslist Advert
Part of the advert: Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all. picked by doggylives 8 months ago
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 unzercha...
8 months ago
Haha, I hope her world came crumbling down around her when she read that reply.
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 theclans...
8 months ago
Hilarious.

If I was single, and didn't have the morals that I have, I would totally reply to all these "hot girl looking for rich guy" ads and just claim I am rich. I am sure you'd get laid a few times before she finds out your not rich.

If anyone takes this advice be sure to tell me how it goes lol
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 MelgEsev...
8 months ago
« theclansman : Hilarious.

If I was single, and didn't have the morals that I have, I would totally reply to all these "hot girl looking for rich guy" ads and just claim I am rich. I am sure you'd get laid a few times before she finds out your not rich.

If anyone takes this advice be sure to tell me how it goes lol
How about your first date and she wants you to take her to a classy and upscale restaurant? What then, when she orders a $45 steak?
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 Kendar
8 months ago
He could "save up" before he takes her out :D
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 JOHNDX
8 months ago
that was absolutely the most awesomest thing I've read all damn day!

Kudos
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 eLJay
8 months ago
I could only think of this song as I read this. I guess it is hard to be humble...for her!

<a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLxNbEuOO20' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>

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 hmtkstev...
8 months ago
Has there been an in-rush of new Plime members? I'm finding a lot of stuff being submitted that I read on non-Plime social news sites 6, 12, 18+ months ago. This is one such item.
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 unzercha...
8 months ago
« hmtksteve:Has there been an in-rush of new Plime members? I'm finding a lot of stuff being submitted that I read on non-Plime social news sites 6, 12, 18+ months ago. This is one such item.
People have been posting ancient content since the day plime was born.
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 drzima
8 months ago
AHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Simply BRILLLIANT!!!! SKANK.
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 doggyliv...
8 months ago
« hmtksteve : Has there been an in-rush of new Plime members? I'm finding a lot of stuff being submitted that I read on non-Plime social news sites 6, 12, 18+ months ago. This is one such item.

I'm not new to plime but I haven't seen everything on the internet and this is one such thing I haven't seen. Surprisingly enough I actually don't spend that long online.

I don't mean to be rude, but, you moaned about Plime in an article on your blog entitled Plime - The unfriendly news aggregator: I can understand moderating a community and looking out for content that does not belong but I got a very unfriendly vibe from Plime. I do not think I will be going back there again.

Yet here you are moaning about the content

If your not that into it or the stuff posted here is old hat to you why come back?

One mans old news is another mans new news, or something like that.
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 hmtkstev...
8 months ago
« doggylives : I don't mean to be rude, but, you moaned about Plime in an article on your blog entitled Plime - The unfriendly news aggregator: I can understand moderating a community and looking out for content that does not belong but I got a very unfriendly vibe from Plime. I do not think I will be going back there again.

Yet here you are moaning about the content

If your not that into it or the stuff posted here is old hat to you why come back?

One mans old news is another mans new news.
Up to now most of the stuff has not been old hat. One of the reasons I no longer visit the other sites is because the same "old" content shows up again and again every month.

Also, I did write a follow up to that original article that put Plime in a nicer light.
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 doggyliv...
8 months ago
« hmtksteve : Up to now most of the stuff has not been old hat. One of the reasons I no longer visit the other sites is because the same "old" content shows up again and again every month.

Also, I did write a follow up to that original article that put Plime in a nicer light.
Well thats the beauty of Plime, if "the same old news" turns up ie; been on Plime before, then it quickly disappears. By the looks of it theres a fair few people on Plime who, like me, obviously have their head in the sand as far as "old" internet stories go.
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 MelgEsev...
8 months ago
« Kendar : He could "save up" before he takes her out :D
He would have an easier time with a hooker.
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 Kendar
8 months ago
True, but he would still have to save up.
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 dOntEAtp...
8 months ago
A good buls**tter won't need to save up. Just talk the big talk, take her to a dive and talk about how you love the atmosphere there and how because noone knows who you are, they don't treat you any different from anyone else.

Then ask her to take you back to her place. Just to make sure she's not too "low" for you to date.
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 drstrang...
8 months ago
« doggylives : Well thats the beauty of Plime, if "the same old news" turns up ie; been on Plime before, then it quickly disappears. By the looks of it theres a fair few people on Plime who, like me, obviously have their head in the sand as far as "old" internet stories go.
We had this argument LONG before either of you showed up.



Apparently I lost.
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