I just peed sitting down to spite this guy.

Good for you bro! Stick it to 'em! :D

Ok, seriously?

Pissing sitting down is ruining America?

This guy is crazy.

I have read that verse and for him to come up with an outlandish statement based on that is crazy.

Seriously?! Pissing sitting down is what he's all worked up about?!

Why are you ridiculing him for his beliefs? ;)

I could have sworn you're the same guy who calls anyone out for "ridiculing" people for their beliefs. I guess it's ok as long as you don't happen to agree with someone.

I'm only messing with u ;)

What if you're in the middle of pooping? Is it okay if you're pooping? Because it would suck to have to stand up and pee when you're already sitting down to poop.

The only guidelines I could find on biblical pooping were these:

Deuteronomy 23:13; “and you shall have a spade among your tools, and it shall be when you sit down outside, you shall dig with it and shall turn to cover up your excrement.”

I imagine that if you are already in the seated position to poop then remaining in the seated position to pisseth would be acceptable.

Yeah because never being able to drop a 'deuce' again would ruin my life.
(not sarcasm)

Haha. It's not ridiculing. I guess I can see your point though.

It's more of "the bible says this" and then he extrapolates until it makes no sense

Wow, what a poor deluded excuse for a preacher. He manages to talk all for an unbelievably long time about nothing at all.

And people wonder why modern Christianity is a laughingstock.

...or is this some kind of joke?

uh... ha ha ha...

pissing against the wall? That can have so many different meaning. To take it as meaning you are only a man if you pee standing up is probably the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Men pee standing up even when it isn't the wisest thing to do:

i would pee sitting down, but unfortunately i suffer from 'scrotus humongous elasticitus'. my nut sack is very large and ends up as a flotation device for stranded turds and urine bubbles.

Religion is a joke. We could read the Nutrition Facts on the back of a bag of chips and make arguments. "TRANS FAT"... All Transexuals are FAT, Fat is excess, and therefore the will of GOD says we burn all Transexuals... "POTASSIUM" ... POT is MARIJUANA... ASSIUM, means SMOKING POT FROM YOUR ASS!

... lame.