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A Tragedy
A Tragedy
The only tragedy is that the author of this poem didn't die at birth. picked by gratheo 8 months ago
tags Tragedy poem horrible
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 chinook
8 months ago
Is that a poem about going poo?
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 TheShirt...
8 months ago
Marzials is clearly a precursor of Sylvia Plath.
BULLS**T
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 gratheo
8 months ago
« chinook : Is that a poem about going poo?
To be honest, I'm not sure. It's kind of like the poetic b*****d offspring of The Eye of Argon and Naked Came the Stranger, both absolute crap in their own right.

I challenge anyone here to read out loud the Eye of Argon without laughing after a page or so. You've got to do it in your best serious voice, though.
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 ieldanth
8 months ago
*snap?*
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 ZebraHDH
8 months ago
« gratheo : To be honest, I'm not sure. It's kind of like the poetic b*****d offspring of The Eye of Argon and Naked Came the Stranger, both absolute crap in their own right.

I challenge anyone here to read out loud the Eye of Argon without laughing after a page or so. You've got to do it in your best serious voice, though.
Good lord. I have to bookmark that, so if I ever have to do a public speech, I can quote it.
The disemboweled mercenary crumpled from his
saddle and sank to the clouded sward, sprinkling the parched dust
with crimson droplets of escaping life fluid.
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 gratheo
8 months ago
Just found this: The Eye of Argon as riffed on by MST3K.

AWESOME.
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 mewhiten...
8 months ago
wow the Eye of Gargon is like the movie Heavy Metal (or the magazine I guess) written in prose form by some guy looking through a thesaurus and piling on the most adjectives he can think of.
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