Pull Your Pants Up Posted: 5 months ago by pocksucket
Pull 'Em Up High.
Infuriatingly catch fashion advice in the form of a song with a little shoot 'em up game towards the end from High Street Ken.
To avoid confusion and potential embarrassment from the offset know that in this case these are good, honest, British Pants, and not Transatlantic Trousers. Also know that ALT+F4 will close the window.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 166 [+].
Keyboard-infused pants make it okay to grab your crotch Posted: 7 months ago by leehblanc
these über-geeky pants boast a built-in keyboard that's apparently Bluetooth-enabled. But wait, there's MORE! These pants also feature...
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 496 [+].
Judge Continues to Press Pants Suit Posted: 1 year ago by AutumnLotus
A customer who sued a dry cleaner for $54 million over a missing pair of pants has asked the judge who threw out the widely mocked case to reconsider, saying she committed a "fundamental legal error."
Follow up on this and this.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 66 [+].
Droopy pants to be outlawed? Posted: 1 year ago by suebe
Atlanta considers outlawing the popular, yet immobilizing, droopy pants style, even though it makes it easier to catch criminals wearing them. After all, they can't get far if their pants fall down.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 112 [+].
Police to crack down on saggy pants Posted: 1 year ago by hisidea
Pants riding low? You better stay away from Mansfield, La. Anyone caught wearing sagging pants who exposes his or her underwear will be subject to a fine of up to $150 plus court costs, or face up to 15 days in jail.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 102 [+].
Today Is No Pants Day Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
...and it must be official - there's a website.
Quick - everybody strip!
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 83 [+].
Judge in pants lawsuit sues to get job back Posted: 7 months ago by dollyllama
Pearson was taken off the bench in May 2007, during his unsuccessful $54 million lawsuit against a dry cleaning business, which he accused of failing to meet its promise of "satisfaction guaranteed."
*This assclown needs to STFU and go away.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 457 [+].
Appeal opens in 54-million-dollar lost US pants case Posted: 4 weeks ago by topofall
Yep, it's pants alright!
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 66 [+].
Cities Cracking Down on Saggy Pants Posted: 1 year ago by deepcleanfun
It's a fashion that started in prison, and now the saggy pants craze has come full circle — low-slung street strutting in some cities may soon mean run-ins with the law, including a stint in jail.
Comments: 0 Score: [-] 29 [+].
Sneak Peak of New Fashion Line "The Row" Posted: 2 years ago by briananicole
For those of you who haven’t heard, Mary Kate and Ashley (yes, the Olsen twins), are in the process of launching a new high-end fashion line called “The Row.”
Comments: 3 Score: [-] -8 [+].
San Jose Man Arrested In Street With Pants Down Posted: 1 year ago by Bornbad
A man spotted in the middle of a San Jose street early Friday with his pants down was arrested.(I heard he had an enormous...)
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 78 [+].
Tangram Game Posted: 1 year ago by 86Apex
A fun and kinda hard game until you start to get the hang of it. I loved playing with these puzzles as a little kid.
Scored 843, don't know if that's good or bad.
Comments: 16 Score: [-] 251 [+].
Fancy Pants 2 is out! Posted: 10 months ago by suckersklub
Enjoy! Or play part 1 first!
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 15 [+].
The Game Posted: 5 months ago by FastTurtle
* If you think about the game, you lose the game.
* You can not claim to have Won the Game this results in a losing The Game, don't do it
* 3 or "three" is the game's lucky number.
* Forgetting The Game due to a case of amnesia will be considered a Time Out until a.)The person is re-informed of The Game or b.)The person is proven to have never forgotten about The Game, whether they remembered through their case of amnesia or they had faked the whole thing. In this case, they immediately die.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 75 [+].