Guess who's coming to dinner naked? Posted: 1 year ago by AutumnLotus
The "Clothing Optional Dinner" at a New York City restaurant is a monthly special for a group of nudists to have dinner.
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Posted: 1 year ago by punthe:
Their tagline for the event is:
Don't spill your soup!
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Posted: 1 year ago by Bornbad:
Can we go together?
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Posted: 1 year ago by leehblanc:
Unless you are in great shape, I wonder how you can eat naked in front of other people. I would worry about every crease or love handle while I gnoshed on my ice cream covered chocolate brownie
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Posted: 1 year ago by Bornbad:
« leehblanc : Unless you are in great shape, I wonder how you can eat naked in front of other people. I would worry about every crease or love handle while I gnoshed on my ice cream covered chocolate brownie Point well taken. Imagine eating cheesecake while looking at cheesecake ass.
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Posted: 1 year ago by AutumnLotus:
« Bornbad : Can we go together? If you're willing to pay for my ticket to New York, I'll think about it.
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Posted: 1 year ago by Bornbad:
« AutumnLotus : If you're willing to pay for my ticket to New York, I'll think about it. *checks credit card limits*
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Posted: 1 year ago by Irishdrunk:
Am I the only one who has noticed that nudists are generally the least attractive on the planet? Its almost like seeing the swingers on real sex. BLECH!
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Posted: 1 year ago by hOOsker:
« Irishdrunk : Am I the only one who has noticed that nudists are generally the least attractive on the planet? Its almost like seeing the swingers on real sex. BLECH! My wife and I say this all the time. We just say it a little different.
"Nudists are the last people you would ever want to see naked."
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Posted: 1 year ago by browntrout:
Sooooo.... when you dine naked, where do you keep your wallet until it's time to pay the check?
If its where I think it is - you can keep the tip.
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Posted: 1 year ago by IrishDrunk:
« browntrout : Sooooo.... when you dine naked, where do you keep your wallet until it's time to pay the check?
If its where I think it is - you can keep the tip. Coin slot?
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Posted: 1 year ago by browntrout:
« IrishDrunk : Coin slot? Ha! Reminds me of an old joke...
Q: Why do the Greeks (or substitute any nationality you wish to offend) bury their dead, naked, with their asses sticking up out of the ground?
A: So the living will have somehere to park their bicycles.
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Posted: 1 year ago by IrishDrunk:
« browntrout : Ha! Reminds me of an old joke...
Q: Why do the Greeks (or substitute any nationality you wish to offend) bury their dead, naked, with their asses sticking up out of the ground?
A: So the living will have somehere to park their bicycles. BRILLIANT!
Its not very often that I get stumped on a witty comeback, but I think you got me Mr. Trout.
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Posted: 1 year ago by Bornbad:
« IrishDrunk : Coin slot? I used to get intimate with a "Younger Woman". My friends used to ask me if I was going to be with dime slot on Friday night. I would answer...I'm Bornbad, and you're not!"
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Posted: 1 year ago by IrishDrunk:
« Bornbad : I used to get intimate with a "Younger Woman". My friends used to ask me if I was going to be with dime slot on Friday night. I would answer...I'm Bornbad, and you're not!" Better words have never been spoken.
Do you think they have a clothing check room like a coat check room or do they just lay them on a rock like when you go swimming? The whole dining out naked seams like way more work than just sitting in the buff and eating Captain Crunch.
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Posted: 1 year ago by Bornbad:
« IrishDrunk : Better words have never been spoken.
Do you think they have a clothing check room like a coat check room or do they just lay them on a rock like when you go swimming? The whole dining out naked seams like way more work than just sitting in the buff and eating Captain Crunch. I can hear your voice in my head...I will never sleep again.
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Posted: 1 year ago by suebe:
/makes reservations
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