Ah s**t, I thought I knew all the s**t there was to know about s**t, but hey, what the s**t to I know? jack s**t, that's what!

That was funny s**t. I wish I could think of s**t like that. I could make a s**t load of money preforming that s**t. I wonder how much s**t we can come up with? Knowing all of us we are all full of good s**t. We should be able to go on and about s**t .

f**k the f**king f**kers.

Err, somebody already did.


This is from one of George Carlin’s monologues.

The most functional word in English!!!!!!

Well, it’s s**t … that’s right, s**t!
s**t may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get s**t-faced, Be s**t-out-of-luck, Or have s**t for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your s**t together, find a place for your s**t, or be asked to s**t or get off the pot.

You can smoke s**t, buy s**t, sell s**t, lose s**t, find s**t, forget s**t, and tell others to eat s**t.

Some people know their s**t, while others can’t tell the difference between s**t and shineola.

There are lucky s**ts, dumb s**ts, and crazy s**ts. There is bull s**t, horse s**t, and chicken s**t.

You can throw s**t, sling s**t, catch s**t, shoot the s**t, or duck when the s**t hits the fan.

You can give a s**t or serve s**t on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep s**t or be happier than a pig in s**t.

Some days are colder than s**t, some days are hotter than s**t, and some days are just plain s**tty.

Some music sounds like s**t, things can look like s**t, and there are times when you feel like s**t.

You can have too much s**t, not enough s**t, the right s**t, the wrong s**t or a lot of weird s**t.

You can carry s**t, have a mountain of s**t, or find yourself up s**t creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to s**t and other times you fall in a bucket of s**t and come out smelling like a rose.


When you stop to consider all the facts, it’s the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your s**t, you don’t need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a s**t; or not do so if you don’t give a s**t!


Well, s**t, it’s time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a s**t and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of s**t. But,
if you happened to catch a load of s**t from some
s**t-head……….
Well, s**t Happens!!!

I thought so too...I was just too lazy to search for it.

f**k that. It's f**k, not s**t.

Well s**t on a stick...i would not have been able to think of that much s**t.

Damn f*cking right.

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(NSFW)

s**t.

This post is the s**t, it was so funny I almost s**t my pants. It really is the shiznit (derived from s**t), don't s**t a brick.

f**k.

Look, this could go round and round. Let's bury our differences and work together.

Let us join our voices and cry together "f**k this s**t."