A buffet......funny, I kinda saw that one coming.

those buffet tables are far too low...

An idea for the Plime convention, perhaps?

Ummmm....no thanks. I don't want people's bits too close to my food. I will pass.

You really must try the German Sausage.

*zip*

I saw that in an episode of the golden girls as a kid, and now I am traumatized.
:(

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Ooops...

Why is it that when people finally get comfortable with showing themselves, you really wish they had done so before their bodies began to look like cottage cheese filled leather?

Oh, god, how embarrassing would it be, if you happened to see a hot girl, and your- err- you know, decided to react accordingly? No. I am never going to this restaurant. I don't want to see them, and I sure as hell don't want one.

I'd guess there would be plenty of other "things" there to neutralize the effect.

Nothing to worry about...I've been to a REAL nude beach in the US...you know..the ones where the people make you wish it was burka required instead of clothing optional.

Other countries are slightly better. :)

...but it's certainly no college spring break and "girls gone wild" won't be listing them on their "must shoot" list.

But the guy makes an absolutely correct point...we just don't care what you look like as long you don't care what we look like. It's not about SEEING naked people, it's about BEING naked. Big difference.

And for the record...I don't frequent nude beaches as a hobby or anything. "It's a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there." :)