I wanted to play the part of Betty...

You can be my Betty.*heh*

If this is all going down with as much 'drama' and 'darkness' as they're thinking about pushing, Betty is probably going to be a lesbian with Veronica... who is going to be caught in a love triangle with Archie..

Im really REALLY wondering about the source on this. Seems a bit.. Onionish? Is that a word? Ok, well it is now.

It is hon :)

Did you notice any of the other "stories"?

*"MTV Cribs: McCain" Starts Filming
*John Edwards Admits Fathering Clay Aiken's Baby
*Congress Okays Tax Refunds To Pay For Batman Tickets
*Lesbians To Lindsay: Thanks, But No Thanks
*Rod Stewart Apologizes For 30 Years Of Crap Music
*ABC To Debut "s**t Yourself" This Summer
*Britney To Star In New Sitcom, "Hannah Louisiana"

I just noticed this ad:

Ok, let me put that a little clearer.

"It's a really clever article which is obviously fake but I wonder who came up with it. It seems like something the 'Onion' would have done but it's obviously not hosted by the Onion. Props and Kudos on a great read!"

As I'm presuming by your comment above that you presumed that I presumed that you didn't realize it was a satire site, I too will be a little clearer by re-phrasing my initial comment to you...

Did you notice any of the other "stories"? As you are obviously familiar with the popular satire/spoof news site The Onion and have therefore mentioned it in your comment I will proceed to quote some of the news stories you may not have noticed as I found them amusing and you might too...


*"MTV Cribs: McCain" Starts Filming
*John Edwards Admits Fathering Clay Aiken's Baby
*Congress Okays Tax Refunds To Pay For Batman Tickets
*Lesbians To Lindsay: Thanks, But No Thanks
*Rod Stewart Apologizes For 30 Years Of Crap Music
*ABC To Debut "s**t Yourself" This Summer
*Britney To Star In New Sitcom, "Hannah Louisiana"


Ha ha ha, aren't they amusing, maybe you will find them so too.

Good, glad we made things clearer.

Honestly doggy, I presumed what trag presumed that you presumed that he presumed in the first place.

Yeh I kinda presumed you'd presume what trag presumed that I presumed what he presumed the first time I presumed that he presumed that I didn't know he knew it was a satire site.

Harumph! How presumptuous of you all!!

I wish this was real.

I really wish this was real.