Here in Lexington, there was an indoor flea market that used to have a live gorilla in it to draw people in. He was pretty pitiful. Unzercharlie, do you remember that? Off New Circle, on the east side? Neither one are there anymore that I know of, but this reminded me of it.

Hopefully this isn't another one of those things I literally dreamed up. I could have sworn I read that Eric Clapton committed suicide, but he has not.