One Word: JaxomLotus

Monsters go bump in the night.

I have a "Shama lama Ding DONG"! ,, Man Chandlers,, Beef Bat,, Pork Sword,, One eyed Willie,, Wrinkle Worm,,......so what i'm trying to say is that i have a penis.

EEEWWWWW, COOTIES!

I often find myself the victim of anonymous interwebz gender mididentification. Maybe it's because my profile says I'm a hermaphrodite.

Please consider the pink converse a clue.

I wish I had a vagina but I don't.

Somewhere Dr Freud is taking notes and somehow blaming your Mum.

Dude, I'm a dude, dude.

All male baby.

In case anyone is still confused, even after all those nice pictures I have posted, MadhatterAggie is indeed male...:-P on the inside at least or so my therapist says...

I'm an "outie", not an "innie".

Horsefeathers is an "innie". We're like leggos.

Like leggos!!!
BWHAHAHAHA!!
me and the wife are like ring toss with a tiny post!

Gam is all Woman!

I am a lady. I have often to pointed this out, and it's even in my bio. So pay attention!

I have lady lumps and bumps, fun bags, if you will. Or boobs... Neither fried eggs or melons, but somewhere in between.

I am woman, hear me ROAR!
RAAAARRrrrraaaghh..... Ahem.

you said Fun bags! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
you forgot Sweater Puppies, tatas, and as Punthe would say "yammers" just to name a few.

Mud flaps?

Bazongas even!

Chest ornaments or "the pitstops to pleasure town"

Mud Flaps?? I don't think so... I can't even imagine breasts shaped like mud flaps....

And I think I'm going to have to go with Craziesean. Pitstops to Pleasure town!