That's what she said.

Mershaullk is the Plime God! Let's all blindly follow him and not question his words!

Isn't that kind of an oxymoron? I mean, Mershaullk continually submits very "Anti-establishment", "Anti-blindly follow" type cartoons.....

That's like saying "Let's Revolt! Don't ask me why or how, just revolt with me."

The internet sucks for sarcasm....

Naw really?

I love you, man.............

That third picture lies! That is 20 cm of snow, not 20 inches. BUSTED!!

Hey, Mr. P, is your avatar a Myspace-style bathroom mirror pic?

No, of course not! I'm a 37 year old father of three and have been married for 11 years. I am a mature responsible adult who would not do anything so juvenile. That, young lady, is my "suave avator" not my "Myspace-style bathroom mirror pic avator."
Just because it happens to be in image that was caught in the reflection of the mirror in my bathroom doesn't mean anything! Autumnlotus seem to like it very much and she happens to be a woman of great distinction around here. So why don't you just run along and wash the batter out of your shower.

Blah blah blah Myspace-style bathroom mirror pic, or a Mystybamp*, if you will (I don't know why you would though).

*Myspace-style bathroom mirror pic.. It's late.. and I have batter to clean out of my shower. (Damn you, DEP!)

I thought the one about cooking sock was really clever. Then I realized, if you flipped it so it was no longer "dyslexic," it would just say "I sook cock." Which doesn't mean anything.

When my dad used to teach, he told one of his students to measure something and tell him how many inches long it was.
Her reply:
"Do you mean little inches or big inches?"

In an Orwellian future -


This one's for you, Jerry.


Why fly anything else, when you can fly Zverdelflot?


And finally, a guide to the idiots some of us meet on the internet.