I hate it when people eat or drink loudly, or chew with their mouths open (mostly because it makes it louder). Maybe the whole place is quiet, except for me and one other person who is eating, and every bite sounds like an elephant trying to slurp spaghetti. It makes me wanna gag.

*smack, smack, slurp*

Oh dear god!!! That's my pet hate too! I cannot stand the sound of eating full stop. It's not just noisy eating either, any eating noise drives me mental. It seriously makes me want to kill the person who's eating :D

I would like to be the one that posts the article on Plime concerning the impending criminal trial.

I bet ya would, ya bastir. Ya not getting rid of me that easily though! lol

Taco shells.

Why is it that you have to buy a pack of 12 to get 6 that aren't broken by the time you use them??

Because they get broken during transit.

Plus it's a huge conspiracy by the supermarkets and the taco makers to make you buy more.

Maybe

I really hate it when people call me a fake Puerto Rican just because I don't know spanish. Joking or not, it's not right. I don't care what your background is, or where you're from, but don't call me fake just because of one thing. I want to learn, but I don't have the resources to do so right now, so f**king sue me. I didn't learn as a kid because I was lazy, and I regret it now, but there's no need for s**t like that. I don't know spanish, so what? If you don't like it, too f**king bad. GAH!

Japanese bindweed.

I missed out on my chance to learn when I was younger, now I'm too far away from my family to learn portuguese.
I'm always left out of conversations when I go up north and visit. I eventually just stopped.
They don't view me as one of them.

It's never too late to learn, babe. We're still young'ns. We have time.

What about Fuerto Rican? Is that acceptable?

Being called hunny, hun, sweetie, sweetheart, doll, darlin, and in florida mommy ... by a stranger.

Terms of affection are reserved for those I'm affectionate with. It's a short list. Chances are you're not on it. The courtesy is not extended to strangers.

Being told Happy Mother's Day simple because I'm an adult female. Those two facts do not mean I am, or even want to be, a mother. I respect those who make the choice, save your well wishes for them.

Maybe they were saying "Mutha" and not "mother". Certainly "Mutha" applies to you, doesn't it?

how about Happy "you have ovaries" day! that way it has no connection of motherhood and more a celebration of the female. I hear "Happy Vagina Day" was taken in like Finland or something. I actually thought about exactly what you said this morning.

-_-"

No, I'll stick with Puerto Rican, thanks.

Mothra what?

Might as well call it "Boob Day" and give it to the men.

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