Don't worry about Monday.

YOU ARE ON VACATION! W00T!

Be happy, dammit!

I hit 11 today. I didnt think I would hit 11 for at least another month

Yes I'm no fan of poting my own water. It had fish in it too.

Now, Mr Steelshooter, I must ask you: are you an illiterate monkey? Because it is generally only idiotic simians who confuse the possessive "your" with "you're", the contraction of "you are". Please step into the suicide booth.

469!!!.

Thanks, gang!! You guys are the best - I don't care what you're (kidding, step) mother says about you!

I have a terrible case of CTWS syndrome, and my computer lacks DWIM technology.

If such things cause you such severe heartburn that you would make 1 TYPO upset you that much, you may wish to use said booth yourself and save the pain caused by actual people that are less than perfect.

Just to drive you completely insane:

Gop issu par ope.

just hit 13 and i'm still gonna rule the world!!!!!!!

I'm a level 8 now! OMGWTFEATACAKE!

I didn't make this comment until today, and the article is from two days ago. Ergo the huge majority of the community doesn't get to see it. I'm not one to promote myself, laugh at my own jokes, or go fishing for attention, but this is one of my favorite comments that I have made. I also just felt that this was a good example of my twisted sense of humor, and that I should share it with all of you, my friends.

And after all, this is the shameless thread.

I haven't had a car in over a month-until now. My mother just gave me hers for my birthday. I can now leave the house-and not on foot. Woot!

I hit 9 a few days ago! WOO!

You should, and I'm glad you did for it gave me the chance to upvote that comment twice. It deserved it.

I appreciate it.

Im a geek! and like it

someday the geeks will rise up and rule the galaxy - you go, shafty!

Oh... and shameless thread so I guess I'll add, umm... I cracked myself up twice tonight with funny comments. Also I had a beer, twice. So it's all good.

I've managed to grow the best tomatoes on a balcony ever, so I'm about to enjoy a tomato/provolone, home grown basil salad.

Everyone's invited!

Home grown tomatoes are the best. So sweet.

And in the same theme I had a cob of corn tonight, grown by my own hand.

There's a party in my pants....and you're all invited! WOOO!

You are not right.

But I'll take a bowl of that delicious salad and an ear of sweet corn, Suebe and Pock. Yeah - I don't have to make lunch today!