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Semper sumus in excretum, sed altus variat.

No idea who the original author was, but this was pasted on the wall above the desk of one of my co-students in my Honours year at university.

The meaning: "I am always in the sh*t, only the depth varies." (Apologies if the grammar and/or spelling is incorrect, my exposure to latin in school was mercifully short.)

BTW, it was an accurate statement for us students.

Halcyon.

I know it's not really a quote, but it is the idea that "there is no right or wrong, only fun and boring".

"f**k you , f**k you, f**k you, YOUR COOL!, and f**k you! im out!"------Cuban B

"Say hello to my leetle fren"

"F*ck you, you f*ckin f*ck"

"Beers gonna get warm. One thing I can't f**king stand is warm beer makes me f**king puke."

Frank Booth

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."- Unknown

"Don't sweat the small stuff when you are standing in the middle of the highway." -me

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.

Here in America we are descended in blood and in spirit from revolutionists and rebels - men and women who dare to dissent from accepted doctrine. As their heirs, may we never confuse honest dissent with disloyal subversion.

How far you can go without destroying from within what you are trying to defend from without?

In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist.

You don't lead by hitting people over the head - that's assault, not leadership.

All by...

Dwight D. Eisenhower

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist."
- Keyser Soze

"I would call him a sadistic, zoophilic necropheliac, but that'd be beating a dead horse"

-Woody Allen

"I mean sure he's a heinous killer...but he also bumps into walls" - Dexter (on a killing a blind victim)

"She's drunk as hell ain't it?" - my cousin.

"Help! help! I'm being repressed!" - Dennis, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

others i can't think of. mostly from random movies, like blazing saddles.
oh wait here's one:
"THIS IS SPARTA!" -king leonidas, 300

Here's a good collection of quotes. :)

Practice makes perfect. You want perfect babies, right?
-Zach

I hate when you send me telegrams. Stop.
-?

[Is it still possible to send telegrams? If so, how?]

Dictionaries are opinion, presented as fact, in alphabetical order.
-?

Love your neighbor as yourself.
-Jesus Christ

So.. if you masturbate..

I have an excuse now! Thanks, Molly!
/runs over to the neighbors house with crisco, a lawn chair, and duct tape.

"All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." – Edmund Burke