A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Run away!!!

..daaang MOE 84 pages and you went and slayed it.

As the horrendous black beast lunged forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless. When suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack. The cartoon peril was no more.

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

He's not dead he's sleeping!

No, it is not sleeping, your bird is plastic.

your fake bird is giving mine a complex!

Fear the bird flu.



Fear it.

With chemistry, we can find the cure for ANYTHING

YES, anything!

Or, destroy it all!

thanks for the clean slate. now i can rebuild the earth!

Om nom nom nom nom gulp

...

Where did all the foods go?

You eated all the foods. Now I eated you.

Sorry Guys....




Chuck survived the apocolypse


(Note: I just thought that I am probably being uncool by posting this. If you think I should take it off and put something lamer I will)

Because:

Oh Snap...




to help him restore more quickly...


wait, how did that razor get that close to him?


Because everyone knows that under his beard, there is only another fist.


maybe i should start a thread.....

Looks like he's used up all the shampoo.

That hair is nothing...

You got that right

The following gentleman is famous, among other things, for breaking razors in his beard: