You know you're from Saskatchewan when.... you wear your Riders jersey to the Briar! I got a kick out of seeing half the crowd in such attire!!

Woooooo f**kin Pilsner!!

I think I speak for most of us reading that when I say... what?

What's there not to get?

I was watching the Briar yesterday, and half the crowd was sporting green and white Roughriders gear. I was torn between cheering for Alberta and Saskatchewan, but I picked Saskatchewan and switched to drinking Pilsner because that's what happens in Saskatchewan - cheer for the Riders, curl a bit and drink Pilsner. Eh?

Well that's cleared things up a bit.

The confusion came from not knowing what half those things meant, my own fault of course =p Still don't know what the Briar is, but oh well.

Oh the old black rum's got a hold on me like a dog wrapped 'round my leg.

The old black rum's got a hold on me will I live for another day, Hey? Will I live for another day?

I got tipsy to the point of throwing up all over the bathroom walls/floor/ceiling and fell down in the shower, I may have broken some ribs or something. I also had a major panic attack and scared the s**t outta Claire.

All in all a good night.

Hey, you're up before noon - can't have been that bad...

Except you're pliming from the ER.

It's you Germans fault. You lot invented Jagermeister.

It seems that people in a bar speak a different language at times. Here is a handy translation guide so you can understand BarTalk:


1. "Excuse Me." (male to male) -- "Get the hell out of the way."

2. "Excuse Me." (male to female) -- "I am going to grope you now."

3. "Excuse Me." (female to male) -- "Don't even think about groping me, just get the hell out of the way."

4. "Excuse Me." (female to female) -- "Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don't think for one minute that you are. And get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you like the slut you are."

5. "What do you have on tap?" -- "What's cheap?"

6. "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (female) -- "I'm easy."

7. "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (male) -- "I'm gay."

8. "Can I have a white Russian?" (female) -- "I'm *really* easy."

9. "Can I have a white Russian?" (male) -- "I'm *really* gay."

10. "That person looks really familiar." -- "Did I sleep with him/her?"

11. "Can I just get a glass of water?" (female) -- "I'm annoying, but cute enough to get away with this."

12. "I don't have my ID on me." (female) -- "I'm 16."

13. "I don't have my ID on me." (male) -- "I don't have a license since I got pulled over and blew a 0.4 after my last visit here"

14. "You get this round and the next round is on me." -- "I'll be leaving before the next round."

15. "I'll get this round and the next one is on you." -- "Happy hour is about to end. Beers are now a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $3.50."

16. "Hey, where is that friend of yours?" -- "I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position."

17. "Ever try a body shot?" (male to female) -- "I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you."

18. "Ever try a body shot?" (female to male) -- "If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home?"

19. "I don't feel well, let's go home." (female) -- "You are paying more attention to your friends than me."

20. "I don't feel well, let's go home." (male) -- "I'm horny."

21. "Who's got the next round?" -- "I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention."

I'm currently Pliming while pissed, just thought i'd share that.

I love you all you mad f**kers

edits* Even mobase and he's a d**k ;) :D

start a new thread and it will fill rapidly

aboot what? s**t, i'm talking like punthe now, eh!

Poker night at my hose. WooooH!

BURRP!


Oh, btw, I'm out,...thhus the posting.!

yeah i know it's a monday night.
sooo what!
don't judge me.......brb gotta go to the bathroom

I'm not alone!!

I'm packing because I'm moving next week, and I figured there's no point in moving a case of beer... so I'm starting with the Big Rock so that I won't mind the Lucky later on.

I'm here, by myself, rockin' out, putting things into boxes. Loooossssaaahh, I know.

I've never posted in this thread before, but right now I feel like a vodka and tonic. Cheers, everyone!

deepest apologies for any drunken chatting that may/may not have occurred

Uh-huh...
Still remember that crocodile story?

I'm not above paying people(you) off

*gets out the check book*

I just had to give into my craving and make an extra dirty martini. They're SoooooOOOOO goooooOOOOd!! (In Teeny-Girl-Squad voice)

So Cheers, Plime!

My martini glass is purple, and the olives are green, so I'm right in theme.