But you're not drunk! ;P

f**kin' about time I can legally post up in this biatch. Glad to be feeling my drinks. Maybe it was even worth my bar tab to cover some people I just started working with. At any rate, f**kit, I'm drunk enough to not care so much. Hey everybody, this round is on me! Woooooooooooo!
[/ takes off pants]

*waves a dollar in the air*
Take 'em off!!!

Three sykeos walk into a bar. Saddam, Osama and 56...

...and? C'mon man, the suspense is killing me? Do I buy them a round? Buy them cement mixers (if you tend bar you know)? Kick 'em in the nuts? Pound an Irish car bomb? Fall down some stairs? Walk home in the rain, wearing a nice suit while listening to RHCP (that happened)?

They spooned.

Which one was the littlest spoon?

who was the meat in the man sandwich?

It was just a "Manwich".

Best ending ever. Thank you.

Dammit, I'm drunk and there's just the three of us in chat. DEP came in and exclaimed YOU PEOPLE SUCK, like sucking is a bad thing. Based on kero's advice, I'm now confused.

Seriously.

There's a chat room???

And it was loverly to see you there, m'dear!

Yeah, b***hes! Sykeo is drunk and stupid once again. Though tonight I have three dart-sized holes in my right hand from playing the "catch the flying dart" game. Seriously, don't knock it until you've tried it. Great game. I'm gonna drop by the chatroom now. Maybe Maven is still hangin' out!

P f**kin' S:

I got drunk off of Bud Ice tonight. When was the last time a non-homeless person over the age of 17 got drunk Bud Ice?

What a funny thing to drink!

btw, I just want to clarify that when i used the term "b***hes" i didn't mean it in a derogatory fashion. I just meant it as in drunk speak for "people."

I'm so f**kin' tired. Good night!

Drunk thread.... can I post in here if I'm hungover as hell?

I'm not so much hungover as I am tired. I didn't really sleep last night.

Im just starting to drink

YIPEE!!

I'm just heading to the offie for my fix.

Update on what I got when I'm back...

its caturday, already been the offie, and loving the effects of trampagne :) mmm inebriation :)