Sitting here consuming Uinta 14th anniversary barley wine,
I ponder just where I should post this
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ive had about 12 drinks tonight. first thing we did was go swimming around 1pm and then we pciked uip darah and went to the polish restaurant and then we went to dobbin airforce base to see jackies ex bf/ bf and the guards yelled at us to stay in the car qwhen we were just gonna show them a pic of her bf to see if he was okay and fine and they were really mean. then we dropped sarah off ayt home because she had to get up for work. we went onwards to the bar called jekyll and hydes/. met some cool guys and played bar games and dumb s**t like that. we also met sam and curtis there and thpse guys went home. my f**kin god i have a headache. anyways, it was time to go and amber wanted to leave because she has to work in the morning but jackie and i wanted to stay. one of the guys offered to take us home later but amber said no. so we had to leave. we had 3 more shotds and 2 drinks that the guys brad and john treated us to and played some more games on the thingy andf then she took us home. jackie wantd me to sleepover, but i said i was okay to drive. so i got home about 10 mins ago and i have a heacache and so im gonna go to sleep. night.

I'm druckin' funk. I'm still at a party. Posting from my iPhone. Definitely not done drinking, but still f**keded up. Having a good 'ol time. I think I'll be back here later. Depending on if I can type in a straight line. Gurgle gurgle drunk. Gotta go. Talk to you gangstas later. Peace.

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Can I post in this thread if I plan on getting drunk? I am not drunk yet but find binge drinking pleasurable.

Hurray for Wood Chuck Cider on Tap!

*smiles*

I accidentally spilt some ice tea on someone though.

I feel terribly about that.

My cheeks are so warm.

Also my ears.

*smiles*

Edit: Omg, I had to delete that.

So, double paralyzers and caesars were on specials today. I climb ze mountain, and I drink ze drink!!

There were these idiot americans beside us at the pub, complaining how "caesars were just like bloody mary's so why do we call them caesars" and insulting Canadians. I explained that the ground up clammies in clamato are the reason caesars are so much better! Then they got mad because their dollar wasn't worth as much as ours. Suck it up, babies!!

I'm climbing another mountain the day after tomorrow. I can see it from the window! We're going to look down on Frank Slide and see how the mountain isn't done falling down. I like fast geology.

So we're painting the fence today, and it's bloody hot outside - 28 or something. I realize most of you won't think that's atrocious, but I just crawled out off the tundra (at the moment, I'm pronouncing it toondra). I went swimming in an icy (literally, we were swimming in the ice-free bay) lake because I was hot and it was 19... this 28 is ridiculous!! Monday's supposed to be 35, and I think I"m heading up to a glacier for that. I don't like hot. Why can't it snow all year?

So I called my mother, god bless her, for her awesome margarita recipe and forgot just how strong my dear mother, likes her drinks. I think it's a combination of the heat and the tequila, but I'm woozy.

The best part is that I had to buy a new blender this morning, and the new one has a tap on it, so I can just pour myself margaritas from the fridge.

I'm having a great day, and I'm not sunburning, which is something considering that most of my body hasn't seen the sun in over 3 years.

I love wine. I also love the bacon-wrapped scallops I made, and the bacon-wrapped pears to compliment them. I love making appies. Maybe I'm a closet Martha.

I also just realised that this means the last 3 posts are all mine in this thread. Not that I care; my redneck neighbours are having roman candle fights and I'm headed over there with some beers after I clean up "supper" dishes.

I'm not an alcoholic, I swear, I'm just a geologist on days off from a dry camp.

the platroom is drinking! woo-de-who-who!

Well we were but you all buggered off and left me with cheesedude.

i beginning to realize how much i'm loved and appreciated here.

uhhhhh, nevermind

Screw prohibition!! I went out and got some bootleg and I'm gonna put on a drunk!

M checking in for last night!!

my two favourite W's

Whiskey and Wine!

wo0p!

Ciders, ton's of them. Also, a puff of some Native American's pipe. It was a peace pipe of sorts. Not sure what was in it. Feel good though.

I really need to remember not to chug rum.

11:15am and only now am I returning to sobriety.

Soon the headache will begin.

oeee. My head hutts. I'm not even sober yet.

:(*