Hello, i@m paul and im an alcoholic (apparently) heheheh lol. am absolutyely t***ed. Hows evrtyonbe doing?

The time is 9:43. I'm still at work. I decided I knew exactly how to handle the situation. I took a trip to the apothecary across the street. The good man sold me 200ml of his finest medicine (bacardi superior). Next door I picked up 2 bottles of coke. I am now shooting superior out of a dayquil measuring cup and chasing it with the coke. f**k WORK!

I am just about to start drinking!! Who's joining me?

I am joining you. P.S. I'm at work again. On a f**king Saturday. Cheers. Bottoms up.

I get every 5th weekend off. I work 2-10p. I miss everything and usually work every holiday unless it falls on my day off during the week.

I don't see my family much. (cept for you guys)

I don't get a lunch break(I eat at my console) and I don't even get two 15 min breaks where I can just go and sit for a few and recharge.

I wish I had some of ya'all's schedules....

I work Saturday, Sunday and Monday every week. Two 12 hour shifts and one sixteen hour sift. About 80% of the time I'm watching TV or playing on the computer (as I am now). Then I have to suffer 4 days off. You wouldn't want this schedule. Oh yeah, I'm 5 minutes from work, sucks.

I am now officially drunk but also annoyed as i haven't had as much plimetime asI would like to have had this evening due to stoopid errors.

I'm here with ya buddy! I can feel my face and ears are all pink from drunkenness! They feel so warm and toasty. Work sucks. Being drunk makes it so much better!

I couldn't be drunk at work I'd shout at people and get sacked.

Whoever said the customer is always right is an ass.

It's midnight here and I'm having a midnight feast of egg fried rice with chillis in it and cheese grated over it. Drunk food is great.

I cannot do my job drunk. I envy you all.

You could... it would just increase the chances of other people dying...

just having the 1st drink of the evening, mmm i love you cider! im a lightweight so tipsiness is sure to follow!

I be following in the lovely missus's footsteps, yay cider :D

be noone else drinking tonight? have a near mid-week drink time!

a fifth is i think 750ml. a pretty large amount for one person.. 2 pints make a 5th..

I was sober for 6 days!!!!! i dunno whether to be sad or proud of myself

a pint is 568ml, so two fiths dont :P but cools itf its 750ml. and 6 days is too long, sup up!

i guess it depends! they say that giving up or not drinking for a time to prove you can give up drink is a sign of being an alchy, so mabye be more sad! :p

Ah, here I am.. I just wanted to say that.... I uh... had some thing to dring k.. and I'm a little teensy bit tipsy.
Right! so lets all go curling!!

id rather go out drinking! drinking home (even if you are talking to people on msn) is never as fun as going out!