*Dueling banjos*

Anti-war hippies piss me off. I'm all for peace and love, but the harsh reality is that the only reason many of us are able to sleep securely in our beds at night is because rough men stand ready to do violence on our behalf. Some people just don't realize how damn lucky they are.

Quiet, you violent b*****d!

No, YOU be quiet you yellow-bellied pacifist.

Hey, I'm a light caramel color, you blind old bat.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Go! Now! Or I will taunt you a second time!

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But what else can you expect from an old man?

ask your avatar

That's why it was funny, you humorless toad.

Yeah, jokes are always best the 300th time around.

This is America b***h! If I feel like eating Poop then I will do it, so f**k off!

No, the 400th, you idiot.

I figured as much from your breath, hoebag.

who you calling hoebag you man-whore

Clearly be replying to me you know who I was calling hoebag, hoebag.

If you were a dinosaur, you would be a Hoebag-a-saurus.

I couldn't quite work up the energy to find a fish slapping dance video.

Besides, it was funnier this time, the 300th time I was among a group of "executives" that didn't get the reference. That was more than 20 years ago.

After reading through all these posts, all I can say is.. Don't get me started! Seriously.

The first time was in B.C., huh?

It's BCE now you scientifically out of date jackass.

Bring it, b***h.