You've got red on you.

And from the same place, as I alluded to just the other day:

Yeah, but Big Al says dogs can't look up.

d**k: What? You got into a fight?
Allan: Yep.
d**k: With who?
Allan: Some guys were getting tough with Julie. I had to teach them a lesson.
d**k: Are you all right?
Allan: Yeah, I'm fine. I snapped my chin down onto some guy's fist and hit another one in the knee with my nose.

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Allan: I'm so excited, I think I'll brush all my teeth today!

-Play It Again Sam

It's been a while since I last saw this so I decided to watch it again last night. This is a true comedic gem, and it always has me laughing so hard that I end up crying every time I see it. :)

BTW, Plime's censoring the name of one of the characters. His name is the short version of Richard. :P

...Allow me to retort - Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction

I actually use that one all the time...without the gun.

It's more fun to use it with the gun. Not that I would do that....>.>....<.<

"When somebody shoot you in the head it make you think."

-Joey Boca (Kevin Kline) in I Love You To Death

Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.

The Blues Brothers

Heineken? f**k that s**t! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Blue Velvet

Look on page 1 quote #9. ;)

Gotta love Blue Velvet.

Oh, videos aren't working well for me today so I just skipped that. I actually looked to see if anyone put these down.

Party Guest: I finally had an orgasm, and my doctor said it was the wrong kind.
Isaac Davis: You had the wrong kind? I've never had the wrong kind, ever. My worst one was right on the money.

-Manhattan

Dante: Are there any balls down there?
Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!

-Clerks

"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

The Princess Bride

NSFW for Language

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"Maverick's supersonic. I'll be there in thirty seconds." - Maverick, Top Gun

"Van Goch!" Did you hear that? She said
Van Goch. Like an Arab she spoke."

-Isaac Davis (Woody Allen) in Manhattan

Margaret: "I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will."
Carrie: "Breasts, Mamma. They're called breasts, and every woman has them."

Carrie (Brian De Palma) 1976

Mr. Thompson: What political group was in power in Germany at this time? Someone want to take this one? [ no responses ] Larry? Randy? Who haven't we heard from? [ thinking ] How many of you saw "Raiders of the Lost Ark"?



Doug: [ hand shoots up, excited ] I have it.. on.. tape..! I could bring it?



Mr. Thompson: No. Thank you. Now, who in the movie was Indiana Jones fighting.. [ Randy raises his hand ] ..besides the snakes? [ Randy meekly lowers his hand ] He was fighting the Na-a-a-a-a..

Class: Na-a-a-a-a-a..

Mr. Thompson: Na-a-a-a-zis..



Class: Nazis!!



Larry: Mr. Thompson, I was gonna say Nazis!



Seinfeld - History Class

Passerby: Hi there, Sheriff.
Bambino: Shut up.

-They Call Me Trinity

"Man, you come right out of a comic book."

-Williams (Jim Kelly) in Enter The Dragon

[While drunk] "I don't ask for much. I don't ask to be rich, and I don't ask to be famous, and I don't ask to play center field for the New York Yankees. I just want to get married and have a wife, and a house, and I want to have a kid, and I want to go see him be a tooth in the school play!"

Allen (Tom Hanks) in Splash

Young Frankenstein


Igor: You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me.
Dr. Frankenstein: What did he say?
Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"



Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?
Igor: (in Groucho Marx voice) Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban.



Dr. Frankenstein: What knockers!
Inga: Oh, thank you doctor.