Not sure if there was a thread like this or not, but here it goes:

Rules are as follows:
I'll start with a word.
The next person will add 1 (one) word to mine. (including mine)
Each person will do the same (including the previous words)

example:
I
I love
I love blue
I love blue and
I love blue and sparkly
etc, etc...

This will start a sentence. Anyone can end the sentence and start a new one, as long as the old sentence is apart of it. the only stipulation is that the sentence must end grammatically correct (it cant end with "and")

This should start a VERY INTERESTING "short story!"

*make sure you copy/paste the old text so you can read it as a whole!*

And the starting word is:

Donteatpoop

Edit: *i spelled "eat" right this time DEP ;)

Donteatpoop eats

Donteatpoop eats very

Donteatpoop eats very slowly

Donteatpoop eats very slowly while

Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he

Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks

Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about

Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop

Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because

Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy

Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillers

Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillars can't

Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillers can't do

Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillers can't do what

Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillars can't do what they

Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillers can't do what they want

Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillers can't do what they want: eat

Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillers can't do what they want: eat a

Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillers can't do what they want: eat a bunch

Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillers can't do what they want: eat a bunch of