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Posted: 2 years ago by moe:
Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillars can't do what they want: eat a bunch of Poop. This makes him very morose. I believe it might end badly because caterpillars love poop. However, some species only chew purple, disgusting, rabid cheese. Reportedly this helps digestion during its sexual playtime. Afterwards, the bowel quickly forms a triangular pile and explodes. But surprisingly, each explosion smells stronger than grandmother. Donteatpoop's butt feels saggy like squishy sundried pancreas.
Moe is dead.
HeyMrp likes goatees, and koalas. Goatees smell like Moe. Mershaullk should come snuggle with my edible panties that taste chickeny and nutty. However, quite often, he wears Kafkaesque under-garments. Allegedly.
Melancholy friends always spank while on Plime because Drewski likes watching men cry "Mother!".
Moe reincarnated. However, he sexily strutted along TraumaMamma's libido while drinking spoiled milk. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty" to TraumaMamma. She felt deliciously squishy. Moe directed photographers who filmed them while doing "exercise."
Pancakes are used deliciously with syrup.
Jerry520 dissolved herself into Cher. After 86Apex kills time poking Moe's ex-widow, he pretends gravy talks.
Suebe savored hundreds of caramel flavored caramels while hiding caramel in her sweet little "spot".
We regretfully decline your application for Cheeselog's "Academy of Doom" because your ɯnıɹqılınbǝ is askew. However, your toenails qualify for grants because impoverished elves need minerals. Minerals can ONLY be found underneath Bornbad's tongue. Tongues are rarely
Score: [-] 18 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by Jerry520:
Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillars can't do what they want: eat a bunch of Poop. This makes him very morose. I believe it might end badly because caterpillars love poop. However, some species only chew purple, disgusting, rabid cheese. Reportedly this helps digestion during its sexual playtime. Afterwards, the bowel quickly forms a triangular pile and explodes. But surprisingly, each explosion smells stronger than grandmother. Donteatpoop's butt feels saggy like squishy sundried pancreas.
Moe is dead.
HeyMrp likes goatees, and koalas. Goatees smell like Moe. Mershaullk should come snuggle with my edible panties that taste chickeny and nutty. However, quite often, he wears Kafkaesque under-garments. Allegedly.
Melancholy friends always spank while on Plime because Drewski likes watching men cry "Mother!".
Moe reincarnated. However, he sexily strutted along TraumaMamma's libido while drinking spoiled milk. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty" to TraumaMamma. She felt deliciously squishy. Moe directed photographers who filmed them while doing "exercise."
Pancakes are used deliciously with syrup.
Jerry520 dissolved herself into Cher. After 86Apex kills time poking Moe's ex-widow, he pretends gravy talks.
Suebe savored hundreds of caramel flavored caramels while hiding caramel in her sweet little "spot".
We regretfully decline your application for Cheeselog's "Academy of Doom" because your ɯnıɹqılınbǝ is askew. However, your toenails qualify for grants because impoverished elves need minerals. Minerals can ONLY be found underneath Bornbad's tongue. Tongues are rarely chopped
Score: [-] 18 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by rambler:
Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillars can't do what they want: eat a bunch of Poop. This makes him very morose. I believe it might end badly because caterpillars love poop. However, some species only chew purple, disgusting, rabid cheese. Reportedly this helps digestion during its sexual playtime. Afterwards, the bowel quickly forms a triangular pile and explodes. But surprisingly, each explosion smells stronger than grandmother. Donteatpoop's butt feels saggy like squishy sundried pancreas.
Moe is dead.
HeyMrp likes goatees, and koalas. Goatees smell like Moe. Mershaullk should come snuggle with my edible panties that taste chickeny and nutty. However, quite often, he wears Kafkaesque under-garments. Allegedly.
Melancholy friends always spank while on Plime because Drewski likes watching men cry "Mother!".
Moe reincarnated. However, he sexily strutted along TraumaMamma's libido while drinking spoiled milk. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty" to TraumaMamma. She felt deliciously squishy. Moe directed photographers who filmed them while doing "exercise."
Pancakes are used deliciously with syrup.
Jerry520 dissolved herself into Cher. After 86Apex kills time poking Moe's ex-widow, he pretends gravy talks.
Suebe savored hundreds of caramel flavored caramels while hiding caramel in her sweet little "spot".
We regretfully decline your application for Cheeselog's "Academy of Doom" because your ɯnıɹqılınbǝ is askew. However, your toenails qualify for grants because impoverished elves need minerals. Minerals can ONLY be found underneath Bornbad's tongue. Tongues are rarely chopped by
Score: [-] 0 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by cartoonmotion:
Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillars can't do what they want: eat a bunch of Poop. This makes him very morose. I believe it might end badly because caterpillars love poop. However, some species only chew purple, disgusting, rabid cheese. Reportedly this helps digestion during its sexual playtime. Afterwards, the bowel quickly forms a triangular pile and explodes. But surprisingly, each explosion smells stronger than grandmother. Donteatpoop's butt feels saggy like squishy sundried pancreas.
Moe is dead.
HeyMrp likes goatees, and koalas. Goatees smell like Moe. Mershaullk should come snuggle with my edible panties that taste chickeny and nutty. However, quite often, he wears Kafkaesque under-garments. Allegedly.
Melancholy friends always spank while on Plime because Drewski likes watching men cry "Mother!".
Moe reincarnated. However, he sexily strutted along TraumaMamma's libido while drinking spoiled milk. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty" to TraumaMamma. She felt deliciously squishy. Moe directed photographers who filmed them while doing "exercise."
Pancakes are used deliciously with syrup.
Jerry520 dissolved herself into Cher. After 86Apex kills time poking Moe's ex-widow, he pretends gravy talks.
Suebe savored hundreds of caramel flavored caramels while hiding caramel in her sweet little "spot".
We regretfully decline your application for Cheeselog's "Academy of Doom" because your ɯnıɹqılınbǝ is askew. However, your toenails qualify for grants because impoverished elves need minerals. Minerals can ONLY be found underneath Bornbad's tongue. Tongues are rarely chopped by cucumbers
Score: [-] 18 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by Moe:
Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillars can't do what they want: eat a bunch of Poop. This makes him very morose. I believe it might end badly because caterpillars love poop. However, some species only chew purple, disgusting, rabid cheese. Reportedly this helps digestion during its sexual playtime. Afterwards, the bowel quickly forms a triangular pile and explodes. But surprisingly, each explosion smells stronger than grandmother. Donteatpoop's butt feels saggy like squishy sundried pancreas.
Moe is dead.
HeyMrp likes goatees, and koalas. Goatees smell like Moe. Mershaullk should come snuggle with my edible panties that taste chickeny and nutty. However, quite often, he wears Kafkaesque under-garments. Allegedly.
Melancholy friends always spank while on Plime because Drewski likes watching men cry "Mother!".
Moe reincarnated. However, he sexily strutted along TraumaMamma's libido while drinking spoiled milk. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty" to TraumaMamma. She felt deliciously squishy. Moe directed photographers who filmed them while doing "exercise."
Pancakes are used deliciously with syrup.
Jerry520 dissolved herself into Cher. After 86Apex kills time poking Moe's ex-widow, he pretends gravy talks.
Suebe savored hundreds of caramel flavored caramels while hiding caramel in her sweet little "spot".
We regretfully decline your application for Cheeselog's "Academy of Doom" because your ɯnıɹqılınbǝ is askew. However, your toenails qualify for grants because impoverished elves need minerals. Minerals can ONLY be found underneath Bornbad's tongue. Tongues are rarely chopped by cucumbers.
Sand
Score: [-] 0 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by Jerry520:
Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillars can't do what they want: eat a bunch of Poop. This makes him very morose. I believe it might end badly because caterpillars love poop. However, some species only chew purple, disgusting, rabid cheese. Reportedly this helps digestion during its sexual playtime. Afterwards, the bowel quickly forms a triangular pile and explodes. But surprisingly, each explosion smells stronger than grandmother. Donteatpoop's butt feels saggy like squishy sundried pancreas.
Moe is dead.
HeyMrp likes goatees, and koalas. Goatees smell like Moe. Mershaullk should come snuggle with my edible panties that taste chickeny and nutty. However, quite often, he wears Kafkaesque under-garments. Allegedly.
Melancholy friends always spank while on Plime because Drewski likes watching men cry "Mother!".
Moe reincarnated. However, he sexily strutted along TraumaMamma's libido while drinking spoiled milk. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty" to TraumaMamma. She felt deliciously squishy. Moe directed photographers who filmed them while doing "exercise."
Pancakes are used deliciously with syrup.
Jerry520 dissolved herself into Cher. After 86Apex kills time poking Moe's ex-widow, he pretends gravy talks.
Suebe savored hundreds of caramel flavored caramels while hiding caramel in her sweet little "spot".
We regretfully decline your application for Cheeselog's "Academy of Doom" because your ɯnıɹqılınbǝ is askew. However, your toenails qualify for grants because impoverished elves need minerals. Minerals can ONLY be found underneath Bornbad's tongue. Tongues are rarely chopped by cucumbers.
Sand gets
Score: [-] 0 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by gratheo:
Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillars can't do what they want: eat a bunch of Poop. This makes him very morose. I believe it might end badly because caterpillars love poop. However, some species only chew purple, disgusting, rabid cheese. Reportedly this helps digestion during its sexual playtime. Afterwards, the bowel quickly forms a triangular pile and explodes. But surprisingly, each explosion smells stronger than grandmother. Donteatpoop's butt feels saggy like squishy sundried pancreas.
Moe is dead.
HeyMrp likes goatees, and koalas. Goatees smell like Moe. Mershaullk should come snuggle with my edible panties that taste chickeny and nutty. However, quite often, he wears Kafkaesque under-garments. Allegedly.
Melancholy friends always spank while on Plime because Drewski likes watching men cry "Mother!".
Moe reincarnated. However, he sexily strutted along TraumaMamma's libido while drinking spoiled milk. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty" to TraumaMamma. She felt deliciously squishy. Moe directed photographers who filmed them while doing "exercise."
Pancakes are used deliciously with syrup.
Jerry520 dissolved herself into Cher. After 86Apex kills time poking Moe's ex-widow, he pretends gravy talks.
Suebe savored hundreds of caramel flavored caramels while hiding caramel in her sweet little "spot".
We regretfully decline your application for Cheeselog's "Academy of Doom" because your ɯnıɹqılınbǝ is askew. However, your toenails qualify for grants because impoverished elves need minerals. Minerals can ONLY be found underneath Bornbad's tongue. Tongues are rarely chopped by cucumbers.
Sand gets in
Score: [-] 18 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by Heymrp:
Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillars can't do what they want: eat a bunch of Poop. This makes him very morose. I believe it might end badly because caterpillars love poop. However, some species only chew purple, disgusting, rabid cheese. Reportedly this helps digestion during its sexual playtime. Afterwards, the bowel quickly forms a triangular pile and explodes. But surprisingly, each explosion smells stronger than grandmother. Donteatpoop's butt feels saggy like squishy sundried pancreas.
Moe is dead.
HeyMrp likes goatees, and koalas. Goatees smell like Moe. Mershaullk should come snuggle with my edible panties that taste chickeny and nutty. However, quite often, he wears Kafkaesque under-garments. Allegedly.
Melancholy friends always spank while on Plime because Drewski likes watching men cry "Mother!".
Moe reincarnated. However, he sexily strutted along TraumaMamma's libido while drinking spoiled milk. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty" to TraumaMamma. She felt deliciously squishy. Moe directed photographers who filmed them while doing "exercise."
Pancakes are used deliciously with syrup.
Jerry520 dissolved herself into Cher. After 86Apex kills time poking Moe's ex-widow, he pretends gravy talks.
Suebe savored hundreds of caramel flavored caramels while hiding caramel in her sweet little "spot".
We regretfully decline your application for Cheeselog's "Academy of Doom" because your ɯnıɹqılınbǝ is askew. However, your toenails qualify for grants because impoverished elves need minerals. Minerals can ONLY be found underneath Bornbad's tongue. Tongues are rarely chopped by cucumbers.
Sand gets in weird
Score: [-] 0 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by Jerry520:
Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillars can't do what they want: eat a bunch of Poop. This makes him very morose. I believe it might end badly because caterpillars love poop. However, some species only chew purple, disgusting, rabid cheese. Reportedly this helps digestion during its sexual playtime. Afterwards, the bowel quickly forms a triangular pile and explodes. But surprisingly, each explosion smells stronger than grandmother. Donteatpoop's butt feels saggy like squishy sundried pancreas.
Moe is dead.
HeyMrp likes goatees, and koalas. Goatees smell like Moe. Mershaullk should come snuggle with my edible panties that taste chickeny and nutty. However, quite often, he wears Kafkaesque under-garments. Allegedly.
Melancholy friends always spank while on Plime because Drewski likes watching men cry "Mother!".
Moe reincarnated. However, he sexily strutted along TraumaMamma's libido while drinking spoiled milk. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty" to TraumaMamma. She felt deliciously squishy. Moe directed photographers who filmed them while doing "exercise."
Pancakes are used deliciously with syrup.
Jerry520 dissolved herself into Cher. After 86Apex kills time poking Moe's ex-widow, he pretends gravy talks.
Suebe savored hundreds of caramel flavored caramels while hiding caramel in her sweet little "spot".
We regretfully decline your application for Cheeselog's "Academy of Doom" because your ɯnıɹqılınbǝ is askew. However, your toenails qualify for grants because impoverished elves need minerals. Minerals can ONLY be found underneath Bornbad's tongue. Tongues are rarely chopped by cucumbers.
Sand gets in weird places.
Score: [-] 0 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by Heymrp:
Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillars can't do what they want: eat a bunch of Poop. This makes him very morose. I believe it might end badly because caterpillars love poop. However, some species only chew purple, disgusting, rabid cheese. Reportedly this helps digestion during its sexual playtime. Afterwards, the bowel quickly forms a triangular pile and explodes. But surprisingly, each explosion smells stronger than grandmother. Donteatpoop's butt feels saggy like squishy sundried pancreas.
Moe is dead.
HeyMrp likes goatees, and koalas. Goatees smell like Moe. Mershaullk should come snuggle with my edible panties that taste chickeny and nutty. However, quite often, he wears Kafkaesque under-garments. Allegedly.
Melancholy friends always spank while on Plime because Drewski likes watching men cry "Mother!".
Moe reincarnated. However, he sexily strutted along TraumaMamma's libido while drinking spoiled milk. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty" to TraumaMamma. She felt deliciously squishy. Moe directed photographers who filmed them while doing "exercise."
Pancakes are used deliciously with syrup.
Jerry520 dissolved herself into Cher. After 86Apex kills time poking Moe's ex-widow, he pretends gravy talks.
Suebe savored hundreds of caramel flavored caramels while hiding caramel in her sweet little "spot".
We regretfully decline your application for Cheeselog's "Academy of Doom" because your ɯnıɹqılınbǝ is askew. However, your toenails qualify for grants because impoverished elves need minerals. Minerals can ONLY be found underneath Bornbad's tongue. Tongues are rarely chopped by cucumbers.
Sand gets in weird places. Once,
Score: [-] 0 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by 86Apex:
Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillars can't do what they want: eat a bunch of Poop. This makes him very morose. I believe it might end badly because caterpillars love poop. However, some species only chew purple, disgusting, rabid cheese. Reportedly this helps digestion during its sexual playtime. Afterwards, the bowel quickly forms a triangular pile and explodes. But surprisingly, each explosion smells stronger than grandmother. Donteatpoop's butt feels saggy like squishy sundried pancreas.
Moe is dead.
HeyMrp likes goatees, and koalas. Goatees smell like Moe. Mershaullk should come snuggle with my edible panties that taste chickeny and nutty. However, quite often, he wears Kafkaesque under-garments. Allegedly.
Melancholy friends always spank while on Plime because Drewski likes watching men cry "Mother!".
Moe reincarnated. However, he sexily strutted along TraumaMamma's libido while drinking spoiled milk. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty" to TraumaMamma. She felt deliciously squishy. Moe directed photographers who filmed them while doing "exercise."
Pancakes are used deliciously with syrup.
Jerry520 dissolved herself into Cher. After 86Apex kills time poking Moe's ex-widow, he pretends gravy talks.
Suebe savored hundreds of caramel flavored caramels while hiding caramel in her sweet little "spot".
We regretfully decline your application for Cheeselog's "Academy of Doom" because your ɯnıɹqılınbǝ is askew. However, your toenails qualify for grants because impoverished elves need minerals. Minerals can ONLY be found underneath Bornbad's tongue. Tongues are rarely chopped by cucumbers.
Sand gets in weird places. Once, this
Score: [-] 18 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by Jerry520:
Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillars can't do what they want: eat a bunch of Poop. This makes him very morose. I believe it might end badly because caterpillars love poop. However, some species only chew purple, disgusting, rabid cheese. Reportedly this helps digestion during its sexual playtime. Afterwards, the bowel quickly forms a triangular pile and explodes. But surprisingly, each explosion smells stronger than grandmother. Donteatpoop's butt feels saggy like squishy sundried pancreas.
Moe is dead.
HeyMrp likes goatees, and koalas. Goatees smell like Moe. Mershaullk should come snuggle with my edible panties that taste chickeny and nutty. However, quite often, he wears Kafkaesque under-garments. Allegedly.
Melancholy friends always spank while on Plime because Drewski likes watching men cry "Mother!".
Moe reincarnated. However, he sexily strutted along TraumaMamma's libido while drinking spoiled milk. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty" to TraumaMamma. She felt deliciously squishy. Moe directed photographers who filmed them while doing "exercise."
Pancakes are used deliciously with syrup.
Jerry520 dissolved herself into Cher. After 86Apex kills time poking Moe's ex-widow, he pretends gravy talks.
Suebe savored hundreds of caramel flavored caramels while hiding caramel in her sweet little "spot".
We regretfully decline your application for Cheeselog's "Academy of Doom" because your ɯnıɹqılınbǝ is askew. However, your toenails qualify for grants because impoverished elves need minerals. Minerals can ONLY be found underneath Bornbad's tongue. Tongues are rarely chopped by cucumbers.
Sand gets in weird places. Once, this was
Score: [-] 0 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by Heymrp:
Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillars can't do what they want: eat a bunch of Poop. This makes him very morose. I believe it might end badly because caterpillars love poop. However, some species only chew purple, disgusting, rabid cheese. Reportedly this helps digestion during its sexual playtime. Afterwards, the bowel quickly forms a triangular pile and explodes. But surprisingly, each explosion smells stronger than grandmother. Donteatpoop's butt feels saggy like squishy sundried pancreas.
Moe is dead.
HeyMrp likes goatees, and koalas. Goatees smell like Moe. Mershaullk should come snuggle with my edible panties that taste chickeny and nutty. However, quite often, he wears Kafkaesque under-garments. Allegedly.
Melancholy friends always spank while on Plime because Drewski likes watching men cry "Mother!".
Moe reincarnated. However, he sexily strutted along TraumaMamma's libido while drinking spoiled milk. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty" to TraumaMamma. She felt deliciously squishy. Moe directed photographers who filmed them while doing "exercise."
Pancakes are used deliciously with syrup.
Jerry520 dissolved herself into Cher. After 86Apex kills time poking Moe's ex-widow, he pretends gravy talks.
Suebe savored hundreds of caramel flavored caramels while hiding caramel in her sweet little "spot".
We regretfully decline your application for Cheeselog's "Academy of Doom" because your ɯnıɹqılınbǝ is askew. However, your toenails qualify for grants because impoverished elves need minerals. Minerals can ONLY be found underneath Bornbad's tongue. Tongues are rarely chopped by cucumbers.
Sand gets in weird places. Once, this was my
Score: [-] 18 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by Jerry520:
Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillars can't do what they want: eat a bunch of Poop. This makes him very morose. I believe it might end badly because caterpillars love poop. However, some species only chew purple, disgusting, rabid cheese. Reportedly this helps digestion during its sexual playtime. Afterwards, the bowel quickly forms a triangular pile and explodes. But surprisingly, each explosion smells stronger than grandmother. Donteatpoop's butt feels saggy like squishy sundried pancreas.
Moe is dead.
HeyMrp likes goatees, and koalas. Goatees smell like Moe. Mershaullk should come snuggle with my edible panties that taste chickeny and nutty. However, quite often, he wears Kafkaesque under-garments. Allegedly.
Melancholy friends always spank while on Plime because Drewski likes watching men cry "Mother!".
Moe reincarnated. However, he sexily strutted along TraumaMamma's libido while drinking spoiled milk. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty" to TraumaMamma. She felt deliciously squishy. Moe directed photographers who filmed them while doing "exercise."
Pancakes are used deliciously with syrup.
Jerry520 dissolved herself into Cher. After 86Apex kills time poking Moe's ex-widow, he pretends gravy talks.
Suebe savored hundreds of caramel flavored caramels while hiding caramel in her sweet little "spot".
We regretfully decline your application for Cheeselog's "Academy of Doom" because your ɯnıɹqılınbǝ is askew. However, your toenails qualify for grants because impoverished elves need minerals. Minerals can ONLY be found underneath Bornbad's tongue. Tongues are rarely chopped by cucumbers.
Sand gets in weird places. Once, this was my curse;
Score: [-] 18 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by Moe:
Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillars can't do what they want: eat a bunch of Poop. This makes him very morose. I believe it might end badly because caterpillars love poop. However, some species only chew purple, disgusting, rabid cheese. Reportedly this helps digestion during its sexual playtime. Afterwards, the bowel quickly forms a triangular pile and explodes. But surprisingly, each explosion smells stronger than grandmother. Donteatpoop's butt feels saggy like squishy sundried pancreas.
Moe is dead.
HeyMrp likes goatees, and koalas. Goatees smell like Moe. Mershaullk should come snuggle with my edible panties that taste chickeny and nutty. However, quite often, he wears Kafkaesque under-garments. Allegedly.
Melancholy friends always spank while on Plime because Drewski likes watching men cry "Mother!".
Moe reincarnated. However, he sexily strutted along TraumaMamma's libido while drinking spoiled milk. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty" to TraumaMamma. She felt deliciously squishy. Moe directed photographers who filmed them while doing "exercise."
Pancakes are used deliciously with syrup.
Jerry520 dissolved herself into Cher. After 86Apex kills time poking Moe's ex-widow, he pretends gravy talks.
Suebe savored hundreds of caramel flavored caramels while hiding caramel in her sweet little "spot".
We regretfully decline your application for Cheeselog's "Academy of Doom" because your ɯnıɹqılınbǝ is askew. However, your toenails qualify for grants because impoverished elves need minerals. Minerals can ONLY be found underneath Bornbad's tongue. Tongues are rarely chopped by cucumbers.
Sand gets in weird places. Once, this was my curse; now
Score: [-] 18 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by rambler:
Donteatpoop eats very slowly while he thinks about poop because hairy caterpillars can't do what they want: eat a bunch of Poop. This makes him very morose. I believe it might end badly because caterpillars love poop. However, some species only chew purple, disgusting, rabid cheese. Reportedly this helps digestion during its sexual playtime. Afterwards, the bowel quickly forms a triangular pile and explodes. But surprisingly, each explosion smells stronger than grandmother. Donteatpoop's butt feels saggy like squishy sundried pancreas.
Moe is dead.
HeyMrp likes goatees, and koalas. Goatees smell like Moe. Mershaullk should come snuggle with my edible panties that taste chickeny and nutty. However, quite often, he wears Kafkaesque under-garments. Allegedly.
Melancholy friends always spank while on Plime because Drewski likes watching men cry "Mother!".
Moe reincarnated. However, he sexily strutted along TraumaMamma's libido while drinking spoiled milk. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty" to TraumaMamma. She felt deliciously squishy. Moe directed photographers who filmed them while doing "exercise."
Pancakes are used deliciously with syrup.
Jerry520 dissolved herself into Cher. After 86Apex kills time poking Moe's ex-widow, he pretends gravy talks.
Suebe savored hundreds of caramel flavored caramels while hiding caramel in her sweet little "spot".
We regretfully decline your application for Cheeselog's "Academy of Doom" because your ɯnıɹqılınbǝ is askew. However, your toenails qualify for grants because impoverished elves need minerals. Minerals can ONLY be found underneath Bornbad's tongue. Tongues are rarely chopped by cucumbers.
Sand gets in weird places. Once, this was my curse; now, I'm
Score: [-] 0 [+].
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