Let's play a game of Debbie Downer.

Here's how it will work: someone posts an interesting and positive tidbit about something in their lives. The next person comments back and somehow twists what they said to make it negative. Then that person posts a new positive statement.

Example:
And so on. But make it better.

I'll start: I get to go home early from work today.

Hopefully your SO's lover will be out of the house in time.

I got a free lunch today

Didn't you hear about the E-coli outbreak?

I ran 2 miles this morning.

So did you catch the icecream truck or what?

I saved $200 dollars by switching to GEICO.

... AFTER totalling your new car.

I have a long weekend ahead.

Long, but busy in the unemployment line.



I just got a big raise at work.

Did your boss use lube?

I got the coolest Christmas present early!

Edit: Too late

Too bad someone just took a dump in the box

I get a whole week off work

So when do you get the bandages off?

I finished all my Christmas shopping.

too bad everyone every is going to hate their gifts.

I get to see family this weekend.

Really? How are Jim and Bev doing in the jail?

I met a beautiful girl recently.

She'll lie and cheat, and she's got an STD.

I've got some time off coming up.

You got early parole for good behavior? You're lucky it was just breaking and entering and not homicide. Although, it was close.

I get to eat lutefisk and meatballs with the family soon.

Are you finally gonna use this occasion to come out of the closet?

I just found a crisp $100 bill!

Funny, I think it's fake...Unless they've started printing them on pink paper?

Today is payday!

Never saw anyone get so excited about $.03 before.

My boss finally left for lunch.

What a pity you got fired 6 weeks ago.

I had a great lunch today with the 2 best looking girls at my company.

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Well sorry dolly, you were quicker than me, but still I think my version works for your setup too.

Too bad they have penises

It's Happy hour!

They're still laughing at you for saying something stupid.

You're an alcoholic and this is an intervention.

I've almost finished remodeling.

Mom's basement just about ready for your WoW friends?

It's a beautiful day today

It's a shame you don't own the place anymore.


The sun is out and shining today.

okay, that was stranfe, same new statement from both of us.

John beat me to it though so I'll counter his with:

Too bad this weather is a direct result of global warming.


I have a full tank of gas!