I don't think I'm an expert, but I know more than the average bird does about Pit Bulls. Common behavioral issues, breed legislation, breed rescue, etc. I'd be more than willing to answer questions for anyone who is thinking of owning one or doing rescue work with them.

I'll give you non-sugar-coated relationship advice if you need it. I don't have a degree, but I have a high emotional intelligence and common sense.

well there was this one girl, but she went off and got engaged. How do I win her back?

Ya upvote the hell outta her.

You PM her. And keep that stuff out of this thread, please.

Thanks. :)

Hmmmmm oh yea I have a knack for making religious debate I think. Not that I am right about it, but I am more than willing to tell you my philosophy and mull issues over for days and days with actual careful consideration. And I promise to be brutally honest about it too.

I'll ditto that.

I'm happy to help with any writing, listening, or speaking issues you may have. Grammar is a specialty.

Can we edit the dumbs**t convo out of this thread? Including this post?

People just don't seem to get it...

Try downvoting the posts...maybe that will work.
Tried it... doesn't work

I'll second the third, and add that I am a totally amateur sculptor. I'll also add that I know more than people generally should about rodents, particularly mice and rats. How that would be a boon to anyone, I'm not sure.

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I'm a RN and an RT...I just adore giving non-binding illegal anonymous medical advice. Really, I do.

And don't laugh, skin rashes are my favorite. Dermatology rocks.

I am a professional photographer. I can also answer technical questions and give buying advice on cameras. You can check out my website here.

www.jasonknauer.com

Man, I should have come to you this summer for advice. Sheesh.

I'm adding that I have free boarding for any Plimates traveling through my area.

I'm pretty good at giving advice on various subjects, as I'm pretty good at keeping an objective view. I just tend to not be able to follow my own advice in situations when it applies, which is why I keep a few close friends that I turn to for advice.


No man is an island.

I can build anything out of metal or wood,
I was a golden gloves boxer so i can whoop a**like a personal bodyguard.
I have a masters degree in cuddling.
I have a bachelors degree in electrical engineering.

will travel if need be.

I am quite experienced and knowledgeable about mortgages, credit, etc.
I am not a lawyer and all that legal crap, any advice I give is just the advice of a friend. Please consider seeking a professional... You know the drill.

Seriously, although my technical job is to sell manufactured and modular homes, 97% of the job is getting financing and 99.999% are land/home real estate loans. Also I help a lot of people fix up their credit.

If you are getting ready to close on a mortgage and you want another set of eyes to look at the contract, just ask.

If you are in the north florida/south georgia area and want to fulfill your dream of home ownership... :)

I like to make movies, and I'm good with cameras, computers, and editing software. I guess I could also help come up with ideas for stories or movies, or something like that.

I also can make not-very-complex websites. No really fancy effects, but I can make a basic site with everything you would need.