Beat this:
Spamtrap's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and Spamtrap's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of educational achievement. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown.

Oh yea? Well F*CK YOU!! I am 2nd in the region!!

We need more countries. Get an absolutely FREE upvote when your country joins the region Plime!
Get a FREE upvote every time you announce here that your country is in the first or last 5 place in some respect in the region!

ive gone from 4th to 16th noooo, darn my free land of doodlery

Nooos! Spamtrap has become an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy! Blast, the hand of mediocrity put his foot in the door! I hope soon my nation gets out of this shameful position.

Time to tally
What do we have in Plime:
Anarchy 2
Compulsory Consumerist State 2
Corporate Bordello 1
Corporate Police State 1
Corrupt Dictatorship 2
Democratic Socialists 3
Father Knows Best State 2
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy 4
Left-Leaning College State 2
Moralistic Democracy 1
New York Times Democracy 1
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise 1

Diversity index: 77%
I think that is better than ever.

Ok Moe, jam your fingers in your ears for a minute, would you?
Thanks!
*waits*
Ears all jammed up? Good.

Today Rowanadesh made the biggest risky decision in its short history. As of this evening, all guns are outlawed throughout our great nation. We're hoping to further our evolution into a peaceful, environmentally responsible country.

Please don't invade us. Thanks in advance!

OK, MOE!!! YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FINGERS OUT OF YOUR EARS, NOW!!

Good thing I can read lips

Drat.

pst. Rowangrey, while Moe is temporarily distracted by the group of visiting Amazons from Paradise Island here on a good will tour, please allow me to congratulate you on a wonderful bit of subterfuge.

Convincing Moe-zambique that you are defenseless was a brilliant ploy. Sure you don't have guns, but now that you have the ... oh s**t, Princess Diana just slapped him, I'm out of here. Seriously, congratulations, your ancestor, Machiavelli would be proud of you.

Is there a connection between the Spamtrap facts:

Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high.

I wonder what is going on at my universities.

Maybe it's not the sex. Maybe it's the skates:
"the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and skateparks can be found in every city".

We are loosing states to oblivion:
* 8 hours ago: The Free Land of Gratheoland ceased to exist.
* 8 days ago: The Republic of Gammeruss ceased to exist.
* 9 days ago: The Rogue Nation of TchEngRox ceased to exist.
* 9 days ago: The Queendom of Love-Head ceased to exist.
* 12 days ago: The Commonwealth of The North Archipelago ceased to exist.

On the other hand some new states arrived:
* 9 days ago: The Nomadic Peoples of The Chinook Wind arrived from The South Pacific.
* 12 days ago: The Free Land of Doodlery arrived from The East Pacific.
15 days ago: The Protectorate of Swinging Beanbag arrived from The West Pacific.
* 16 days ago: The People's Republic of Orionnia arrived from The South Pacific.
* 16 days ago: The Protectorate of Davethefish arrived from The Pacific.

The IcePig is ranked 21st in the region (out of 21 Nations) for Most Politically Free Nations.


Should I change our motto to "We Don't Need No Political Freedom!"?

The Nomadic Peoples of Rowanadesh have been ranked second on the list of "Highest Average Tax Rates in Plime". We were beaten out of first by Davboblia, who's people pay just about all of their income to fund their leader's raging beer and teenage hookers addictions. :)

Seriously, though... at one point we had 100% tax rate for the wealthy. How the hell does THAT work??? *scratches head*

The Most Beautiful Environments in Plime:

1. The Nomadic Peoples of Rowanadesh
2. The People's Republic of Orionnia
3. The Protectorate of Davethefish
4. The Holy Empire of The IcePig
5. The Republic of Suckmalia

Boom, baby!

Spamtrap is ranked 20th out of 23 in the region for Most Beautiful Environments. Want to hike on the Moon? You can enjoy now the same landscape from an affordable price. Come visit Spamtrap!


Stat Time

Anarchy 2
Authoritarian Democracy 1
Capitalist Paradise 1
Compulsory Consumerist State 1
Corporate Bordello 1
Corporate Police State 1
Democratic Socialists 3
Father Knows Best State 3
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy 5
Iron Fist Consumerists 1
Left-Leaning College State 1
New York Times Democracy 2
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise 1

Total: 23

Diversity index: 76%

I have eradicated crime:

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime is totally unknown.

Do you need a large arm? I manufacture the largest arms in the region.

The IcePig is ranked 1st in the region and 7,824th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

Beat this: "CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options"