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 doggyliv...
3 months ago
TruShafty:
any lighter works with opening beer bottles.

I prefer using my ring as well.
*snickers*

Accidental genius.
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 donteatp...
2 months ago
« hOOsker : I didn't downvote ya. I don't downvote teh sexi womens...I give them soft, smooth circular motions with my mousie pointer thingee.
I lost control of my bowels when I read this comment.
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 Murderou...
2 months ago
« doggylives : Is that a dude?!!
*snicker*

From this thread-
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 clscott6...
2 months ago
« doggylives
......
Why not give me some info I can actually work with and use like, "Always lock your front door before fapping as your mother-in-law may turn up unannounced and catch you in the act". That would have saved me an embarrassing situation but no, "It is illegal in the UK to bang a rug after 8 pm".

f**kin pointless.
Okay, I just read this today and about blew coffee out of my nose.

KILLED ME!
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 bingo
2 months ago
« suckersklub : No. That's not them. Those come in unobtrusive vans, and only after dark. I secure my door with duct tape every night. I don't fear them.
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 smarty10...
2 months ago
Same. Only I had a small Storm Trooper action figure shoved up my ass.

*editz* Tequila has been involved in some of my less well thought out and more disastrous decisions.
http://www.plime.com/f/4175/1/


how did I miss this thread, lol... I just got yelled at by my boss thanks doggy
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 smarty10...
2 months ago
« doggylives : BWWWHAHAHAHAHAHA. How the f**k did I miss that one?!

Seriously smarty, is that true?!
haha, that should be in the tequila stories thread...and regretfully yes at first i just tried to u know make the yellow and blue turn green on the sides but it kept coming apart so yea Had to grab the rubberband.. normaly I would have just gone in without one but.. trust me I needed something
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 donteatp...
2 months ago
« Beeeny : When I get Spore going I'm going to create a planet just for the Creationists.
Classic.
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 doggyliv...
2 months ago
« donteatpoop : Classic.
I guess it just shows there's ijits in both camps lmao.

Maybe he just didn't think it through properly, maybe.
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 donteatp...
2 months ago
« doggylives : I guess it just shows there's ijits in both camps lmao.

Maybe he just didn't think it through properly, maybe.
Ijits? I found it to be quite clever, myself.
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 doggyliv...
2 months ago
« donteatpoop : Ijits? I found it to be quite clever, myself.
Oh, I saw it as a bit of an oxymoron which is why I thought you'd pointed it out.

I meant ijit in a humorous way, just thought I'd add that, I don't think beeeny is an ijit.
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 donteatp...
2 months ago
Who are you calling an oxymoron?
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 davbob
2 months ago
« SUBobISIS : shoulder penis.
Says it all really.
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 pocksuck...
2 months ago
If we ever get some sort of award/medal system going, remind me that Punthe is owed quite a big shiny one for this:

« punthe : My cat's breath smells like cat food.
The giggling still hasn't subsided.
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 Jerry520
2 months ago
« pocksucket : If we ever get some sort of award/medal system going, remind me that Punthe is owed quite a big shiny one for this:

The giggling still hasn't subsided.
It was indeed epic.
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 SkandarG...
2 months ago
« suckersklub :
Reality hits my cerebral cortex like a sledge hammer.
...
I was run over by a cinnamon chocolate bulldozer.
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 davbob
1 month ago
« imnotyoo : Which name would we take?

I already changed my last name to Lang.
« Kitsune86 : Why did you chose Lang?
Sorry I shouldn't laugh not everyone in here is quite so intricatley involved with everyone else but this tickled me.
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 murderou...
1 month ago
« hOOsker :
What woman ever says "Oh, I sure would like to see a pic of you with your little man earring"...none that's what.
I think its the phrase "little man earring" that does it. I giggled.
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 Bandit
1 month ago
« clscott645 : But the noise is soooo cool!! Like:
Ree-ah-ree-ah-ree
This made me howl.
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 bluenutr...
1 month ago
« Moogle : White blood cells don't actually fight infection, they go to tractor pulls and eat Frito-Lays.
In reference to this article outlining how one sorry excuse for a judge made a man apologize for a making the comment that his office had become a "black hole" for paperwork.
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