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 Kendar
1 year ago
« clscott645 : OHHHH, this had(has) me laughing for about 10 minutes!

(Forum Threads Destined for Failure) here
LOL!
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 heymrp
1 year ago
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 Chez
1 year ago
« heymrp :
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that is a pretty amazing post.
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 bingo
1 year ago
In the "New World" thread (Day 5) intro

first signs of the dragons' return was soon spotted in the form of donteatpoop's remains. He was ripped limb from limb, his huge hairy balls and massive penis were all that were left of him. But several of the ladies (and one or two of the men) were able to positively identify him based on the those remains.
HAHAHAHAHAHA

EDIT:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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 Rambo202...
1 year ago
Also in the New World Thread (NewWorld 9months later)...

Smarty1052: Seeing marz drop on the beach, I run over to her aide. I take a look and quickly recognise the situation.. I take my big manly viking right hand and jam it in and pull the baby from it's place of slumber and bite off the umbilical cord..

(actually I passed out on the beach once I saw the slightest hint of child birth.. I'm not really much help.. this is just the dream I had while I was passed out there on the beach, right after I screamed like a girl..)

If i didn't control my laughter just the SLIGHTEST bit more...i wouldve gotten in trouble at work...lol.

*edit-
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 xiatethe...
1 year ago
« Rambo2020 : Also in the New World Thread (NewWorld 9months later)...

Smarty1052: Seeing marz drop on the beach, I run over to her aide. I take a look and quickly recognise the situation.. I take my big manly viking right hand and jam it in and pull the baby from it's place of slumber and bite off the umbilical cord..

(actually I passed out on the beach once I saw the slightest hint of child birth.. I'm not really much help.. this is just the dream I had while I was passed out there on the beach, right after I screamed like a girl..)

If i didn't control my laughter just the SLIGHTEST bit more...i wouldve gotten in trouble at work...lol.
I nearly posted that in here, also. He had me rolling with that one! xD
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 dOntEAtp...
1 year ago
Archeologists discover 1,900 year old chariot

« Beeeny : Did it have John McCain's registration in the glove compartment?
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 dOntEAtp...
1 year ago
« maven : I was going to send CrazieSean cookies. You know, as a reward for always doing right by the ladies.

Then I realized DEP, doggylives, and Jerry aren't ladies.
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 dOntEAtp...
1 year ago
« xiatethebish : BTW- What's an "offsping"?
Wow. hahahaha. The sincerity is what sells it.
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 xiatethe...
1 year ago
« dOntEAtpOOp : Wow. hahahaha. The sincerity is what sells it.
Pointing out her typo makes for Best Post Ever?
o.0
*confused*
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 dOntEAtp...
1 year ago
« xiatethebish : Pointing out a typo makes for Best Post Ever?
o.0
*confused*
The way you typed it, it sounded like you had no idea what the term "offspring" meant; though yeah... typo.
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 dOntEAtp...
1 year ago
« BLANSETTBABE : When my dad was a toddler my grandma says she couldn't keep him from eating dried chicken turds out of the yard. When she told the doctor about it he started my dad on a vitamin regimen and he stopped eating chicken turds. He doesn't like it when I bring that up and still to this day hasn't forgiven his mom for telling me that.
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 Bandit
1 year ago
« 
suebe : Vikings!
davethefish : Saxons!
bandit : Vandals!

eLJay : Spongebob
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 sykeo56
1 year ago
pocksucket : So I'm swimming, I get stung by one of these and instantly I need to immerse the afflicted area in a large quantity of water? I think I can manage that.
« xiatethebish : Most people get bitten by sharks because they've pissed in the water.


So erm, don't piss in the water.
« coldbladed : More people are killed by falling coconuts each year than by shark attacks.
« suckersklub : I think I already posted it somewhere else, but still:

From the manual of a $2000 D-SLR

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Edit: Heheheh, Portuguese Man-O-War.

Meh.
« LeeHBlanC : So I'm guessing my favorite past time of pissing in shark infested water before running out of the ocean whilst draping myself with a Portuguese Man-O-War and settling down under a coconut tree to absentmindedly adjust the diopter on my $2000 DSLR is not good practice?
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 Mandolin...
1 year ago
yoornotme... in this thread...

"I'm jumping on the f**k wagon."
(If it's out of context, it really is the best and most entertaining sounding sentence [wagon] ever.)
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 suckersk...
1 year ago
Click here to show image


source

The irony of posting it here in full length is not lost on me.
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 pocksuck...
1 year ago
I want this one to go down in Plime history for posterity:

« clSCOTT645 : HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THINGS TITTY!!
I also want to use it myself in a loud voice at some point soon.
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 coolguy0...
1 year ago
i wonder if i'll make it on here

hmmm...
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 cartoonm...
1 year ago
There was this one post I saw where coolguy04 wondered if he would ever make it to the Best Post Ever thread...it was so awesome I just had to share!!

:D
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 coolguy0...
1 year ago
« cartoonmotion : There was this one post I saw where coolguy04 wondered if he would ever make it to the Best Post Ever thread...it was so awesome I just had to share!!

:D
i completely forgot about that! man where is that post.
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