First of all I want to say that if you're easily offended please don't read any further and please don't forget that this is a joke thread so loosen up people.

My buddies from work and I used to come up with funny porn titles (among other things) when we had some downtime and I thought it would be fun to continue that game here. So just post a bunch of movie titles that you personally came up with, no cheating and using google. Also, please don't get too crude, everyone knows what's acceptable and what's not so you should know what shouldn't be posted. I'll start it off.

The Devil Wears Nada
Snatch (no modification needed)
13 Going Down On 30 (not mine, a co-worker's)
What's Blowing Gilbert Grape?

(these two are real, made me laugh for hours)

American Booty
The Sopornos

Carlito's Back Way
Blow
Bareback Mounting
Charlie up the Chocolate Factory
Dr Strangelove
Fantastic 4 Fingers

Butt-pirates Of The Caribbean
The Grapes Of Her Ass (not mine)
69: A Sex Odyssey

Nice Ass at Tiffany's
Sideways
Night of the Loving Dead
Hard On State

Womb raider
Schindlers fist

In Frontal Affairs
Hairy Twatter And The Sorcerer's Boner

Dark holes and Black Poles
School of Cock

Nice. I always chuckle when someone talks about Schindler's List because it makes me think of what Zach Galifianakis said in his standup routine.

"I'm working on a screenplay. It's called 'Schindler's List 2: Let's Get This Party Started'."

Driving in Miss Daisy
Frisky Business
Hand of Brothers
Bar Whores
WildThings (no change)
Lord of the C*ck rings
Mr & Mrs Smith do Dallas

Night of the Giving Head
The Fellowship Of The Ring
American History XXX
The Italian Hand Job

Wet Dreams May Come
A Cockwork Orange
Fun With D ick & Jane (no modification needed)

Harry Twatter and the Prisoner of Ass Cabin.
Bright Lights, Big Titty
Ass-a-blanca(family guy)
On Golden Blond
Scat in the Hat(my personal favorite)
The Dong Ranger
Geriatric Park

I took the liberty of adjusting this one - how you don't mind.

Ocean's Eleven Inches

P.S. This thread is so much funnier than I was expecting.

What's Eating Gilbert's Grapes?

The Sperminator

*Edit:

Sperminator 2: Butt Fudgement Day

Sperminator 3: Rise of the Vagines

Joe Spurt

Just thought of this one...

Transboners: More Than Meets The Brown Eye

BWAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!!!!

Shaving Ryan's Private
Lord of the Cock Rings

I think this is going to be a very long thread! lol