Over the course of the last few days, the forks have made good on their threats to escape.

We've searched everywhere, and they are nowhere to be found. After interogating the children, we have learned that the forks have not been hiding in their rooms.

These forks are armed with points, and are considered dangerous and are to be approached with caution.

If you have any information regarding the where-abouts of these forks, please comment in this thread immediatley.

Four candles? I want FORK HANDLES!! (thats british humour there... old two ronnies sketch...)

Were they anything like this?

This is the image that google gives for "dangerous forks".

My spoons are missing. Maybe they are together

here is what i found mine doing

Check your chairs:

I caught them hanging around those 'other' forks

sporks are the way to go people!

I think this guy took them.

I saw a fork in the road.

Maybe they are spooning

What you must remember is that there is no spoon.

What about sporks?

ya cant get any classier than that!

Speak for yourself.

Wait, why were they threatining to leave? Exactly what have you been doing to the forks, DEP?

uh oh. You just tried to find meaning behind one of DEP's threads.

Good luck with that.

Have you checked all the electrical outlets? It's shocking what some do to get forked.

It's a long story that I'd rather not go into for personal reasons.

Well, the dish ran away with the spoon. Maybe the forks decided to tag along.

(Somebody had to make a nursery rhyme joke)