That was EXACTLY what I was going to say.

You're not the only one who has told me that. I actually had a customer tell me that I looked like Avril Lavigne a couple weeks ago as well.

woops

hello, all. i am the guy who's dating direwookiee.

EDIT BY DW:
billy doesn't understand how to work this, so I'm being the technologically savvy girlfriend and cleaning up after him.

let's all applaud his confusion!

Welcome to Plime, you mannequin nipple lickin' fiend! I am the local Canuck of our fair site and I hope you enjoy what we have to offer, eh!

EDIT: HEY! What happened to the mannequin nipple lickin'!?

dyer deleted the picture of me licking the mannequin's nipple. said it was "too much" for you guys.

but just in case people still want to see it:

I'm classy.

WHAT!? Are you serious? Well, I thought it was a perfect pic for this group.

Maybe you can slip that pic back in when she isn't looking.

did I think that or say that? CRAP!

EDIT:
HOORAY!

There should be no censorship on Plime... BRING BACK THE FUNNY PIC! lol ; P

Harry.Potter

Me thinks Billy boy here made a stink?

Welcome to Plime, Billy. Just be careful that someone doesn't beat you over the head with something blunt and steal your girlfriend while you're off licking mannequin boobs one day. Eh?

My brother is a total idiot. He is probably the one person who would hold me back from leaving this state. I hated him as a little brother, he is 8 yrs younger than me.

He sends me stupid texts, does stuff that only I can see behind my parents back when we are out, will sit and make faces at cars driving by when he is a passenger and I will see people bust out laughing.

He always has me in tears. Last time I went over there, he put his TENS on (the electrical therapy pads for pain management) on his arms and ramped it up so high that his arms was jerking all over the place. There were pad placements for your face, for people who suffer migraines and he did that too and we all got to watch his face contort.

Anyhoo...he does weird things with his hair. He came over on THANKSGIVING for dinner with this hairdo. I could not keep a straight face.






He has dyed his hair bozo red and cupcake pink.

He also is the BEST dad in the world and gave me my first niece.

I love my little bro!!

My brother did something like this, but by accident. He was in the middle of shaving his head and the clippers died. Hehehe.

He sounds like an awesome brother!

The first thing I did when I got home just now:

That is absolutely hilarious. I doubt I would have been able to even eat. I would have been laughing too much. Then people would make me leave the table from spraying food or beverages everywhere every time I looked at him.

Sounds like a great guy to have around!!!

The new elephant????

... that looks like the elephant i gave my mom. did you also went to Circus Circus in Reno this past summer?

No. My new elephant won't be here for several more days. This is my first/only elephant.