Edit: I changed it from 'Stupid people on Craigslist' to 'Craigslist Gems' to open the door for more.

I find 'em all the time and I'm sure you do too. Share them here. Please include a link to the ad and copy + paste the post and the title of the post (because people still might want to read the ad long after it has expired).

I'll start:


LOOKING FOR A DOG FOR MY SON

Reply to: chrisryalexmy@yahoo.com
Date: 2008-01-24, 4:36PM CST


im looking for a small dog for my 7 year old son he has some health problems
and is a sad little boy right now. he wants a dog really bad. he is good with animals he wants to be a vet when he grows up. we go to childerns mercy hospital so we are in the area often. on our way there. it will be an inside dog and we will give it a good loving home with lots and lots of att.
we will walk it everyday. he wants it so he can love it and so it will love him back. we will walk it everyday.it would make his day to have a dog. we would like to have a male. but we would take a female.if you could help please let me know.
thanks and god bless

^ And this person is stupid why?

v LMAO!

The lack of capital letters?

Who cares - they have a capital idea.

why are you PUNishing us?

I apologize if I caused you any comPUNction.

Dont' make me get PUNthe back in here.

OK. I elect to PUNt.

uh... PUN

My cats breath smells like cat food.

You can't prove a thing!!!

lol. which one of you jackasses created an account for one stupid gag?

I think it was Punthe...only he would take the time and effort to pull off the gag.

Oh no. It wasn't me. It was funny, but I am more clever than that. I would have used the name punthes_cat.

Okay, it made me laugh but I think I still need to say this;

I don't think we should do this sort of thing again. You do it, everyone will start doing it, and before you know it we'll have 500 BS one-liner accounts.

^ I agree. Though, it really wasn't me.

/sigh

Oh come on!
I think "some(donteatpoop)one" is jealous that they didn't think of this first.

Besides. You should replace the word "stupid" with "brilliant."

Hey I think something went wrong with your thread.

And the fragments.

It sounds like it was written by a really stupid 9-year-old yet they are old enough to have a 7-year-old child. The poster repeats himself (we will walk it everyday) and generally sounds stupid.

I guess this makes you this thread's PUNdit.