Oh god! I'm sitting with my legs crossed for EVER. No-one is getting near me.

Hi, i'm curtis from Michigan.. i have split personality.. and all but one of them is an alcoholic.. they are all flirts and i think one of them thinks he's God.. I'm 22.. i have like 2 jobs.. best buy doesn't really count i just work there to keep my discount.. and i love crazy stories b/c a few of my personalities are sick b*****ds.. I have my pilots license.. but i'm more of the jock football player type.. uhhh.. waht else.. I have a gf and this is definatly my longest stable relationship due to 8 of my personalities being sluts.. today is actually our 6 month anniversary.. and yea.. i have done a few things in the past i'm not particularly proud of.. but i'm a good person and my friends love me.. I'm also aaddicted to myspace and facebook.. considering i'm at work from 8-4 every weekday.. and my job blocks most of the news posts and videos from youtube and that pisses me off sometimes, lol.. so HI

Nice to meet you, smarty and uhhh... smarty and smarty and... Looking forward to getting to know all of you. Well, maybe not the alcoholic sluts but at least they'll (you'll?) be entertaining!

Hey, what have you got against alcoholic sluts?? They're cheaper than crack addict whores.

Cough...or so I've heard.

Don't worry smartys, you guys will fit right in. :) Oh, and could smartyGod tell me if the Pats are going to cover the spread this Sunday? Thanks.

Happy Anniversary!

And Hi, too.

Does the multiple personalities help with the two jobs? What do the other yous do when you are at work? Do they just sit aroung the house watching daytime TV?

Hi, I see I joined plime about 6 months ago and have not yet really introduced myself, but quite a few of you guys and gals will sort of know me already, I guess. Anyway, I'm Ron and I'm "enjoying" (surviving?) the first year in my fifties.

Anyway, there's a bio you could read or have read already.

What to add?
- Mostly that I post erratically, due to the fact that I live a more or less single-status life in Ghana and my wife only visits me every 6 weeks or so for 2 weeks, and then I'm not too active on plime...
- And that my wife thinks I'm nuts for conversing with people I don't even know. (Heh, that's what she thinks, anyway!)
- And I tend to comment more on other people's links than post my own. I'm sorry, but there it is.
- And that I tend to be opinionated, but I've learnt how to express my opinions "nicely", even if that means I'm growing into a politician...
- And that I am interested in most topics, but probably not anything to do with North American Sport. I'm sorry, but there it is.
- And, most importantly, if a bunch of us (who differ quite a lot) can converse in this way, why the hell can't other people in the world sort out their differences, or agree to differ, and stop fighting??!

extremely entertaining.. and alcohlic sluts are essential in life.. gives the other ones someone to look up to.. or down on. depending on the position..

Well, I have lots of work to do and a busy schedule(have you seen the news recently?) with all the questions you could ask god you choose to ask an obvious one.. tsk tsk tsk.. thats like that episode of south park when kyle asks me why he hasn't gotten his period yet.. (yes God loves south park) well you see i'm going to answer your question but all the bad things that happen around the world while i'm typing this will be blamed on you.. The patriots are going to win b/c they are super awesome.. Randy moss and tom brady= almost as cool as me.. plus that whole getting rodney harrison back to help an already kick-ass defense.. Just don't plan on doing anything slightly dangerous the day that they play the colts b/c i'm taking a day off..

Thank you,
And to answer your question the multiple personalities is the reason I have 2 Jobs.. My alcoholic side is usually the one that works at Best Buy.. (need something to help deal with the customers) My smart side handles my day job at the court(also my shy innocent side)... My lazy side is always at home playing madden 06 on regular xbox.. i dunno why he doens't upgrade to a 360 or madden 08.. and I don't think any of them enjoy daytime tv, ever since they stopped pinky and the brain and the original power rangers it's just not the same.. that mr dress-up guy was cool too.. I'm really good at multi tasking. I can browse Plime, talk to my gf on the phone, sort mail, eat, and perform a miracle all in one motion.. smartystripper is also in here somewhere.. he's weird.. him and smartyalcoholic get along great.. they used to work at dannys in windsor together.. made lots of money.. so i guess the short answer to your question would be they usually work together.. and combine they're powers when need be.. teamwork.. and as long as they don;t report smartymassmurderer(Natural born killers style) then we're all good.. actaully they made a movie about me.. I wasn't allowed to watch it though.. something about a hotel and split personality and a prisoner.. forgot the name though

hehe.. and what position do you prefer?;-)

umm.. I don't swing that way sorry.. that was meant for the ladiez..

Hi, I've been checking out plime for a couple months now...finally I've joined. I'm nerdybird, by the way. I graduate this spring with biology and biochemistry degrees. I'm hoping to go to pharmacy school next year. I like plants and probably have too many. I enjoy running...at least I think I do. At the very least, I like to be doing something...like biking, rollerblading, skiing (I hope!), or snowshoeing (again, I hope!). I play clarinet and someday hope to be in a band or orchestra again. I also am becoming a fan of poetry...yay.

Welcome to Plime nerdybird. It's always great to have new members on here. Sounds like you're a very active person. Don't be a stranger now. :)

Welcome to plime, nerdy. You have the best avatar ever, by the way.

I'm Ashley (ashlesdc), and I've been looking at Plime ALOT lately, because frankly, I get bored at work. While Plime was out recently, I freaked out a little and then decided I needed to join. I'm 21 and I have an amazing boyfriend, Forrest, that I've been with almost 4 yrs (Dec. 3).I really enjoy anthropology and different cultures, also sometimes I am like a 14 yr old boy, in that I love video games and cartoons. I love soccer, but dont play anymore. And in highschool (the best thing I ever did there) my friend and I created our schools chapter of Amnesty International. Get to know me well enough and you'll discover I'm the biggest dork EVER.

Welcome, Ashley!

You're not the only dork around. No worries!

I think you may have some heavy competition, Ashley, in the Dork dept. Some here are fiercely proud of the title, "Dork."

I probably don't really need to introduce myself, but I'm still fairly new.
I'm Chelsea, I live in Ocala, Florida.
I'm engaged and living with my fiance, Jordan.
I was posting on the forums alot up until about a week ago. Things were going south and I needed my spare time to take care of some problems.
But some stuff is dying down, so I'm back on Plime!
:D
YAY!

EDIT: Also, it's X I Ate The Bish, some people keep getting confused, wondering what it means.
Welcome Ashley!

Welcome to Plime, Ashley. Here's hoping we can all get along. Nice to meet another member of Amnesty International. Was in the local chapter at my old school, but not here... I am in Interact, though. You win some, you lose some, I guess.

Exactly how I started - now it pains me that I have too much to do at work and don't get enough Plime time so it takes over my home life.

So that's Jax's plan - outages to make the lurkers join.



Welcome to Plime, Ash. (Can I call you Ash?)