I'm finally moving up in the world.

Don't offer him beer DEP! He'll never leave!

Welcome out of the shadows...And this explains SO much!

Hey Zapp, what's the name of that sexy disease you have?
*looks curious*

Welcome Zapp! Glad you finally came out and admited to your involvement with sparklyeyedgal's baby. Look forward to seeing more of you.

Yeah, finally. We were already fearing we'd have to feed another single mom.

Yeah, I think sparkyeyed's seen enough of him. Don't need to worry 'bout you too. Do we have to have "that" talk with you again?

I'm protected!

Sexlexia. It's congenital.

What's an OT? I'm so ungood with internet abbreviations.

Overtime, sykeo. Duh. He does overtime.

Old Terrorist

Old Timer

Overly Talkative

Oversized T-Rex

On Time

or what DEP said

Otter Trainer, I thought?

Maven, I totally downvoted that comment. Those nice people were trying to help sykeo - there's absolutely no need to bulls*hit here, you know?????!

Same here, some people have no idea how to be sensible. *shakes head*

Zapp's an Occupational Therapist.

Though I'm sure he'd rather be an Oversized T-Rex.

That's really funny because I put together a whole list of ridiculous things like that, the first of which was overtime. I deleted it though, bc I didn't want to hurt the feelings of a new Plimate. My favorite possibility I was toying with was oblate testicle.

Do you know this condition through personal experience?

..okay , I'm working on my paranoia and dilusions of persicution.

I've been here a while and was always to paranoid to reveal anything real about myself. For all I know I'm slippin right now.

mmmmmhello, My name is J. I live in Lansing Michigan. I Love it.
I drive imports (ooooh the dirty looks I get in GM country) NONE of them are first hand purchases so it shouldn't matter.


I prolly come across as some kind of self-riteous dude. Sorry for that, I'm just tryin to be a riteous dude.

lil about me.

....only child, grew up smack dab between cheech and chong. (not really buy my dad and his buddy were a pretty close comparison)So you can imagine that I've been around buds and tenderoni since before I learned how to ride a bike.

I'm a textbook aquarius and so is my girlfriend of the past 10+ years. (prolly why we never see eye to eye and the distance seems to be growing with time)
I'm not a cop.
I'm not a narc.
and I've finally learned to keep my fuggin mouth shut about EVERYONE else.
I HAVE no formal training whatsoever except for serve-safe (proper food handling). I'm a wicked fast learner. Everything else in my life has been trained or self taught through books.

I definitely have trust issues which prompts a knee-jerk response to lie.
I've been working on that for a while now.
I've done alot of shameful crap in my past that I've vowed to never repeat. But it's been said that "nobody makes for a better prude than a reformed whore".


Things I love
first and foremost has to be anyone thats ever helped me whether I knew it at the time or not.
ANY good music.
Art
2L Nissans
Movies
Guns
Bows

I've been told that I always look mad and unapproachable. So what. If you see me somewhere, break that ice and say hi.
If you wanna know anything else, pm me.