The people I work with are driving me crazy. the other Tech begs me to giver her some of my hours, which I do, then flakes out at the last second and I have to work anyway (canceling any plans I might have made).
My two kennel assistants have bad attitudes that are worsening the more they work together. Separate they're mainly ok. If you get them together they begin to answer any request for help or instruction of duties with a stream of reasons why they can't/won't do whatever it is you're asking. It took the both of them two and a half hours this morning to shave down two dogs (each under 20 pounds, one of which was sedated). Any other assistant could have shaved BOTH dogs down by themselves in less than an hour.
It makes me want to start drinking heavily. Oh, and I'm not supposed to be here today. My other Tech flaked out on me again today. I'd much rather be at home, curled up on the couch with a lap full of cats and a stack of comic books near by.
*sigh*

You shave dogs at your job? Is this a full shave or a trim?

Full shave. No styling or frou-frou cuts, just getting all the hair off. Should take less than 30 minutes per dog with a single 7F blade.

Do you shave teh kitty's too?

*giggles like a small child and runs off*

As a matter of fact, we do. Nothing like paying a perfect stranger to shave your pussy bald.

Quoted for prosperity.

Upvoted because it made me tingle in my special area.

*gags a little*

Around our household, we do it ourselves. Of course, it pisses off the pussy.

Oh you types with your little patch of hair left. Real women shave the whole thing.

I'm scared by the implications of this comment.

thats hot.... how U doin??

I think I'm in love. :D

/swoons

Jeez, have you guys got no standards? lol

*editz* Errrr I didn't mean that to be insulting to RG but seriously, don't put teh pussy on a pedestal guys. Repeat after me, s e l f - r e s p e c t. lol

What are you talking about? We're referring to cats. What were you thinking about?

Dirty mind. Sheesh. For shame!

Jerry....*raises eyebrow* I know exactly what you were talking about, I might be an oldie to you but I know what all this shaved pussy talk is about.

You're a dirty boy, off to your room!!

Don't let me find any suspicious stains on your pillow again either.

That was your pillow.....

I wondered what the smell was..

Wait, I've heard this before...

<a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n2IVF9a2IA' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>

The above is NSFW.

My credit is shot. I can't find a job. My recruiter just dropped ME, when I was about to drop HIM. My best friend is talking about me behind my back. Apparently I drink so much, I'm being called "The Tank" now. I have no money for my license. I'm losing touch with one of my best guy friends. I'm hungry. I've gained weight. I can't stand this town. I had my first 3 some the other night. Wasn't as awesome as I expected. I broke my favorite lamp. I have burn marks up and down my arms from a stupid game. I can't hit high notes like Vitas. I broke my favorite CD. I'm on the phone with a guy who isn't making sense and my dog just peed on the tile.

I want a pet rat.