The "Let It Out" Thread
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 muppetma...
2 months ago
« bingo : This ass was driving right in the middle of the lane on a busy street, no one could pass. Traffic was really backed up. I was right behind the guy and we stopped at a red light. I honked at him and motioned for him to move to the side. Well, he didn't like that and still straddling his bike walked back to my window and started hollering at me. So, I just opened my door really hard and fast and knocked him and his bike on his ass.

The best part of this story tho is that there was a cop behind me (I didn't realize or I wouldn't have been it). He started laughing and as he past the guy he stopped and told him to get outta the road.
AMAZING.
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 bingo
2 months ago
The cop part? I think he was tired of going 5 miles an hour too.
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 Rowangre...
2 months ago
Just so's ya know, bicycles are legally considered "vehicles" and have the same right of way cars do (unless the roadway is restricted to bicycle traffic). At least around here it is illegal to ride a bicycle on the sidewalk. Bikes are supposed to ride in the lane with car and truck traffic.
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 Rowangre...
2 months ago
On an unrelated note: today I want to do it. really bad.
EDIT: Sorry, folks. Not THAT "it". :/
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 bingo
2 months ago
« Rowangrey : Just so's ya know, bicycles are legally considered "vehicles" and have the same right of way cars do (unless the roadway is restricted to bicycle traffic). At least around here it is illegal to ride a bicycle on the sidewalk. Bikes are supposed to ride in the lane with car and truck traffic.
But they can't impede traffic, which he was doing on a main street thru a busy part of town. Plus, I wouldn't have anything if he hadn't been such an ass. He was being very nasty.
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 Rowangre...
2 months ago
« bingo : But they can't impede traffic, which he was doing on a main street thru a busy part of town. Plus, I wouldn't have anything if he hadn't been such an ass. He was being very nasty.
I just looked it up, and you're totally right. This is what I found in Alabama's bicycle laws:
Section 32-5A-263
Riding on roadways and bicycle paths.

(a) Every person operating a bicycle upon a roadway shall ride as near to the right side of the roadway as practicable, exercising due care when passing a standing vehicle or one proceeding in the same direction.
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 hOOsker
2 months ago
« Rowangrey : On an unrelated note: today I want to do it. really bad.
I'll always upvote that!
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 smarty10...
2 months ago
« Rowangrey : On an unrelated note: today I want to do it. really bad.
umm.. Hi.. I'll pm u my address and paypal some money for a plane ticket :-)
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 bingo
2 months ago
« Rowangrey : On an unrelated note: today I want to do it. really bad.
EDIT: Sorry, folks. Not THAT "it". :/
What "IT" is it?
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 Marz
2 months ago
« smarty1052 : I always wanted to drive in one of the countries with the drivers side on the right side inside cars so I could lean out and smack a biker in the ass while I was driving by.. please tell me that is what ur reffering to, lol
Er, that won't work. 'Cos the driver is on the right, but driving on the left, so unless you have really long hands you won't be able to reach the cyclist. You need a passenger in the car to smack bad bikers for you.
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 LeehBlan...
2 months ago
Yeah... if it's not THAT "it" it must be some other "it" so which "it" is it?

Great... now I've gone and given myself a headache.
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 maven
2 months ago
« LeehBlanc : Yeah... if it's not THAT "it" it must be some other "it" so which "it" is it?

Great... now I've gone and given myself a headache.
LMAO! In my mind, you're saying that the same way the Indiana Jones says "Now I've gone and caught a sniffle."

Awesome!
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 doggyliv...
2 months ago
« maven : LMAO! In my mind, you're saying that the same way the Indiana Jones says "Now I've gone and caught a sniffle."

Awesome!
Have you seen the new Indiana Jones movie? I'm holding off seeing at as I have such great memories of the other films and I've heard such crap things about the latest I'm not sure I want to watch it.
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 Marz
2 months ago
« doggylives : Have you seen the new Indiana Jones movie? I'm holding off seeing at as I have such great memories of the other films and I've heard such crap things about the latest I'm not sure I want to watch it.
I wouldn't bother with it. I adore the others, and this one just ruins them. It's one film I regret seeing. Though at the time I couldn't wait. I was really disappointed.
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 cheeselo...
2 months ago
So some of you know, I moved to a new office. no cell service, no iPhone internet, diminished Plime access.

You know what the worst thing is...people keep stopping by my office with the whole "wow, look at you!" bulls**t.

i'm already sick of it and it hasn't even been a full day.

i'm only and admin assistant and i have an office, so what?

get over it.

i would trade that damn office for a pay raise any day - i would work in a f**king card board box if i had a pay raise.
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 maven
2 months ago
I MISS HUBBIN!!!!!!
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 punthe
2 months ago
« cheeselog1234 : i would work in a f**king card board box if i had a pay raise.
HEY!

I work in a card board box and it isn't that bad. It kinda smells like old cabbage, but it's still better than my old milk crate!

*runs away sobbing like a little girl*
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 Chez
2 months ago
So I had a lovely evening of spaghetti, brownies, yahtzee and pictionary until...


I got home with my banana creme pie shake (thank you sonic!) and as I usually do I used the cup in my hand to press down on the lock thingy and it PIERCED thru the cup... I through everything ontop of the car and ran inside to save my shake!~ lol I saved most of it! However, in doing so I was introduced to the newly installed sprinklers....that spray recycled ass-smelling water. Thankfully I was wearing my big boots, but either way they all got full of that nasty ass water. After saving my cup I went to rinse them off... that was when I discovered Pucca had gotten into Mel's rat food! GODDAMMIT! screamed at the dog and went back outside to get everything i through on the car and got another f**king splashing of the ass-water because they run alongside the goddamn parking lot.

Also my apartment still has those stupid german roaches, I just killed 2 big ones -.-

GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!


*breathes*

oh.and.my.spacebar.just.died....stupid.coke.spilling.accident...
happened.yesterday!
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 bingo
2 months ago
I'm sorry Chez, really. But that made me laugh my ass off!
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 Bornbad
2 months ago
« maven : I MISS HUBBIN!!!!!!
*call me*
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