In the "Good Things" thread someone mentioned laughably that "donteatpoop is becoming the Chuck Norris of plime."

Still funny everytime I read it.

Let's make up some donteatpoop "facts".

Be they completely made up, based on reality, or completely real; post your donteatpoop facts here.

donteatpoop once deleted plime.

There are so many lice living in donteatpoop's mustache that they have formed colonies.

donteatpoop slept with all your mamas!

80% of DEP's bodyweight is his d**k!

You guys can make some up too, you don't have to use true facts for all of the posts.

DEP actually can believe its not butter.

DEP invent modern religion, sliced bread, and the disco.

dont eat poop doesnt follow his own advice

Once DEP was propositioned by a prostitute, but in the end she payed him.

And that prostitute turned out to be your mother.

(thanks guys, I've added all of these to my profile. Keep them coming if you got 'em.)

In the beginning there was DEP.

On the first day DEP spoke, "Let there be Plime." And there was. And it was good.

On the second day DEP spoke, "Let there be Forums." And there was. And it was good.

On the third day DEP spoke, "Let there be Users." And he created the registration page. And it was good.

On the fourth day DEP spoke, "Let there be Karma." And there was. And he got upvoted.

On the fifth day DEP spoke, "Let there be FAF." And there was, and for a Friday, we all had avatars with a centralized theme, and it was good.

On the six day DEP created Muppetmaker in his own likeness. And it was very good, especially in bed.

On the seventh day, DEP kicked back with a cold brew and watched a lesbian porno. And it was good.

^ Ouch. That one's blasphemous. I don't know if JAX would be cool with that one.

You said they could be falsified.

Except for that part about me being good in bed.

Once when I was in a time of great turmoil, I turned to DEP for advice. He gave me the wisest, most sound advice I'd ever heard and I hold to it still do this day. I don't remember exactly what it was he said, but trust me, it transcended this earthly level.

He is the 'Lord of the Ring' around the toilet.

DEP built MacGuyver out of a paper clip, a light bulb, and 3 sheets of paper.

DEP once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now known simply as 'The Islands'.

DEP isn't hung like a horse.
Horses are hung like DEP.

There is no such thing as a lesbian... only a girl who hasn't met DEP yet.

DEP invented lol. Before DEP, it was just li.

He also once killed his imaginary friend for banging his wife. No charges were filed because no body was ever found.

There was no such thing as the the big bang. Thats how powerful DEP's farts are.