(See 2many's 1st post above, dl. Either that, or this guy needs to avoid downtown Savannah at 3:43 am EST, seriously!)

Oops, didn't notice that

oh dear....

GIRL FROM GLORY HOLE AT ADULT BOOKSTORE - m4w

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Date: 2009-06-07, 8:57AM EDT

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I WAS THE GUY IN THE 3RD BOOTH, YOU POKED YOUR FINGER THROUGH THE HOLE, I FOUND IT WIERD THAT YOUR KNUCKLES WERE THAT HAIRY, BUT I UNDERSTAND HOREMONES. I PUT MY STUFF IN THE HOLE AND YOU WENT TO TOWN. IT WAS THE BEST I EVER HAD. YOUR HANDS WERE KINDA BIG AND WHEN YOU CLEARED YOUR THROAT, YOUR COUGH WAS KINDA DEEP. I KNOW YOU WERE A WOMAN BECAUSE I AM NOT GAY. I LOVE YOU A LOT AND WANT TO MARY YOU. I CAME BACK LATER, BUT THERE WERE ONLY GUYS IN THERE.

Hahahaha awesome! 500 bucks!

Is this an example of a Freudian Spelling Mistake?

A used stripper pole. Right, that's on my Christmas list. *shudder*

all very funny

Free rent for the RIGHT FEMALE roommate!



In case this gets deleted, it reads:

My roommate and I are looking for a female roommate...details below.

Us - Single, straight males. 25 & 28 year old business professionals, work M-F 9-5 jobs, both of us are out most nights, and frequently over weekends.

The Place - 3 bedroom apartment in gated Carrollwood community.
Verizon FIOS cable and internet
All utilities included
2 pools
Tennis courts
Racquetball
3 Fishing Lakes
Convenient to everything!
Your room has full bed, dresser, and closet. Shared bathroom.

You - FEMALE
single
18-30


THE DEAL - We will provide the room, all utilities, and all food. You will cook meals, clean the common areas of the apartment (preferrably topless), and do 1 load of laundry a week for each of us. THATS IT! We don't want to date you, we do not want to sleep with you, we are normal men who LOVE boobs, but hate cooking, cleaning, and doing laundry. It doesn't have to be permanent, stay a week, stay a month, stay 6 months, whatever you want.


Send a picture in your response, and we will send ours....offer is first come first serve.

I would love to meet the girl who thinks this is a good idea.

Astronaut Needed - Craigslist is looking for someone for a trip to Titan, $25K cash.

Only small problem - it's a one-way trip

Assuning NOTHING ELSE, why would you need to pay them? It's a one way trip.

Methinks something is hokey.

This one is really bad. Already been flagged for removal. Link is to an article about it.

Need an amputee to complete my Halloween costume (Brooklyn)

So this might seem strange and really offensive to some but hopefully someone will reply. I have always loved the scene in Empire Strikes Back where Chewbacca has to carry around a half reconstructed C3PO in a backpack because he hasn't reattached his lower body yet. For Halloween I would love to dress up like this.

I am big enough and strong enough to both pull off the Chewbacca look and to carry around a lot of weight for the night. So basically I am looking for a double amputee (someone missing both legs - preferably at the hip) to accompany me as C3PO for the evening.

We should meet ahead of time so that we can work out the backpack/harness system. There are a few parties that I want to hit and I think we will be the hit of any event we attend. Anyone up for this?

there must be something wrong with me - i don't think this one is that bad. if i was a double amputee i would be so up for this...

so.....anyone hungry?



Elegant Placenta Jar - $100 (Dallas)
Date: 2009-10-19, 11:01AM CDT
Reply to: sale-ucf4m-1428100391@craigslist.org

This elegant placenta jar has been in our family for many generations. Each generation, when a male is born in our family we all get together and eat the placenta. The jar I am selling is used to used to store the placenta until ready to cook. Unfortunately I am unable to have children and want to pass this jar on to a family that has the same beliefs.

*Must be hand washed
*Can be refrigerated
*Can be used to serve placenta
*Will send family recipes if requested

LOVE Craigslist finds! Make my day...especially the missed connections section!

First, ew.*

Second, why not the female placentas too? Isn't baby-goop from girls good enough? And that way you double your opportunity to chow on placenta, yay! A great family affair!


*the "tradition" the poster mentions just makes me think of cannibalism.

Not to sound gross or anything, but there are actual benefits to eating placenta.



Edit: Here's a link