Lets hear them they can be anything from "How can I clear up my acne" to "I had sex with a prostitute and now I have discharge dripping from my (blank)"
Anything just name it.
Did I mention that I know everything because I am 18?
Ask away
Also if you are roughly age 10 you will start noticing hair growing in strange places. This is not normal and you should get it checked out by a doctor asap.

Why does America only elect asshats?

America only elects asshats because of the fluoride in the water.

If a tree falls in the woods, Why was George Bush elected twice?!

Because the tree fell on all of the people who would have voted for Ralph Nader, and since no-one voted for Nader, Bush won.

why is childbirth so difficult for women, but so easy for the other animals?

Because women get multiple orgasms so it has to even out somehow.

but so do pigs..

Their childbirth sucks too, we just cant understand them complaining about it.

What ever happened to the kid brother from Clarissa explains it all?

They got married and are now living happily ever after. In communist China.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

If the only thing that survives a plane crash is the little black box, then why do we not build aeroplanes oot of several little black boxes?

Answer that one, smart guy! lol

Who keeps breaking into my freaking car, and why do tetanus shots hurt so much the next day?

What should I do with my life? Who shot JFK? And just where in the world IS Waldo?!

Where is the best way to dispose of a body?



EDIT: The best way that doesn't leave a mess

Why does God hate midgets and mice? If there is no God then who do we thank for the creation of the later.. ? Is there a drinking age in heaven? If you die before you're 21 does that mean you have to be sober for eternity? If a really hot girl dies at 17 does that mean I can't sleep with her in heaven b/c shes a minor? What the hell is in white castle hamburgers that makes me have to poop directly after eating and makes my farts smell exactly like white castle?

Having enough brain to understand and ask if there is God or not, helps us to understand better, that we all used to poop and pee in our panties but now have the brains to wonder what that was all about

Because that would be too expensive and the airlines don't actually care about us they only care about our money

One question at a time please but its actually Ralph Nader doing it and they hurt so bad because the government is actually testing new tracking devices and they are about the size of a tick so they have to hurt going in.
I will answer the rest when I get back from school...

How many stairs are in a flight of stairs??


Do invisible chickens lay invisible eggs??

You should enter porn. Waldo is on the middle of the left page. And JFK was shot by James bond.


Obviously its by eating it. Whole.



God actually loves midgets, thats why they are so cute. We thank me because I am a living God of course. There is no heaven because there is no god. Again no god. You can have sex with her any ways just don't tell anyone.
And to the white castle question its all the MSG.


There are 5.

And no they don't because you have to chose to become invisible and invisible chicken eggs aren't old enough to make decisions.