Do you use enemas frequently?
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 kikcolon
4 months ago
« doggylives : I came in here expecting tubes up the ass but got laptops instead?!

I'm confused
it was supposed to be a prank where i pose a simple question like do you use laptops? and then edit my post to be an embarrassing question. there is also another thread where i say i am not good at pranks.
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 doggyliv...
4 months ago
« kikcolon : it was supposed to be a prank where i pose a simple question like do you use laptops? and then edit my post to be an embarrassing question. there is also another thread where i say i am not good at pranks.
Got it! I didn't see the thread originally when it said laptops hence the confusion.
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 pocksuck...
4 months ago
« kikcolon : it was supposed to be a prank where i pose a simple question like do you use laptops? and then edit my post to be an embarrassing question. there is also another thread where i say i am not good at pranks.
It would have worked if none of us used the word "laptop".

In fact, it would have been pretty freakin' funny if we all hadn't gone and blown it.

I'm just thinking of my own contribution - Eljay saying that every member of their family has one and then me responding by saying I have 5 for my own personal use.

Maybe next time include the phrase "A simple yes or no is all I need."
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 clscott6...
4 months ago
Yes, it would have been brilliant.

I am glad I didn't answer to the first question.
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 eLJay
4 months ago
HAHAHAHA! That's funny. I answered the lap top question. Thankfully I ramble when I answer a simple question so I didn't answer with a yes and a number. No, I go into full detail. I go on and on. Hmmm? Oh yeah...good one, eh!
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 favorabl...
4 months ago
« doggylives:I came in here expecting tubes up the ass but got laptops instead?!

I'm confused
I agree......oh, there is trickery afoot (is afoot a word?)
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 Bandit
4 months ago
JOHNDX's answer is still my favorite.
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 dOntEAtp...
4 months ago
I thought it was funny kikcolon. My comment pretty much said that I use a laptop for enemas at home. Which is funny because it's true. haha.
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 pocksuck...
4 months ago
« favorablydisposed : I agree......oh, there is trickery afoot (is afoot a word?)
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"

Yes, it is. And bonus points to whomsoever can identify where that comes from.
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 mahler87
4 months ago
« pocksucket : "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"

Yes, it is. And bonus points to whomsoever can identify where that comes from.
Keanu Reeves in his finest role, IMHO

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 pocksuck...
4 months ago
« mahler87 : Keanu Reeves in his finest role, IMHO

Accuracy and speed. Excellent, dude!

Wyld Stallyns Rule!
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 mahler87
4 months ago
« pocksucket : Accuracy and speed. Excellent, dude!

Wyld Stallyns Rule!
Be excellent to each other!
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 SpamTrap
4 months ago
« kikcolon : it was supposed to be a prank where i pose a simple question like do you use laptops? and then edit my post to be an embarrassing question. there is also another thread where i say i am not good at pranks.
I don't like laptops, I use desktops only.

Why dont you refrase your original question like this:
"What do you use instead of toilet paper?"
The enema question just does not keep the answers in context.
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 leehblan...
4 months ago
« eLJay : Geek Alert:

I have a laptop--Sony vaio
BOTH daughters have a laptop One is a compac and one is another Sony
Lark has a laptop

and we have a desk top computer as well.

Welcome to geek central
Hmmm... clscott645 and I both have Macbooks, my son has a Compaq laptop, the kids have a brand new Core2Duo desktop and brand new Core2Duo Laptop. We have a Pentium 4 desktop that needs a power supply, and an AMD Athlon laptop that has a cracked screen casing but otherwise works perfectly. It is sitting in a corner right now because there is no place to put it. We have two Xbox 360s, two PS2s, and a Wii. Oh yeah, I think there is a Game Cube or two floating around here somewhere. Geek Central my ASCII!!
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 pocksuck...
4 months ago
« mahler87 : Be excellent to each other!
And...

Party on, dudes!



(Couldn't find a pic of Robert Barron as Abe, so this will have to do.

And this:

)
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 leehblan...
4 months ago
« Pocksucket : Meh.

I have that many for just one person.

And yes. I understand that five computers and living alone are not entirely unrelated.
Don't be so hard on yourself... we've seen your pictures. You're not ENTIRELY unfortunate looking :p

*just kidding of course
<---doesn't like getting downvoted by 36's
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 eLJay
4 months ago
« leehblanc : Hmmm... clscott645 and I both have Macbooks, my son has a Compaq laptop, the kids have a brand new Core2Duo desktop and brand new Core2Duo Laptop. We have a Pentium 4 desktop that needs a power supply, and an AMD Athlon laptop that has a cracked screen casing but otherwise works perfectly. It is sitting in a corner right now because there is no place to put it. We have two Xbox 360s, two PS2s, and a Wii. Oh yeah, I think there is a Game Cube or two floating around here somewhere. Geek Central my ASCII!!
We're not worthy!

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 doggyliv...
4 months ago
« pocksucket : "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"

Yes, it is. And bonus points to whomsoever can identify where that comes from.

<a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DsFMJQHbMs' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>

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 JOHNDX
4 months ago
very funny. Hardee har har.

*rolls eyes*
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 sykeo56
4 months ago
Haha. Good idea.
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