Today's Poem in your Pocket Day.



/checks pocket

Damnit!

/checks further

Hey now! What's this? Hmm...

Excuse me.

I spilled coconut milk all over the counter.

It's okay, though, because I still had enough for coconut rice.

Yum for delicious curries!!

I like tufu.

I mean tofo.

You know what I mean.

It is OK to eat this.

Don't eat this.

I have to:

PICS OR YOUR LYIN'

check out the post pics of yourself forum....they're a little burnt but they still big

Wait! "Pics or your lying" actually got Pictures? SFW, but still. This may be a first. Now I have to watch what I ask for before I get into trouble. (LOL)

You will be VERY popular here. :)

EDIT: Very nice, by the way.

Talk about sun burnt. Those puppies must have hurt. I have not been to a festival in years, but seeing your photos reminded me of one I went to as a teen with my girl. The lady at the ticket booth came out and nearly molested me right there on the spot. She unbuttoned the top buttons on my shirt and was rubbing my chest and going on about how she likes hairy men. My girlfriend was seething, people were watching and laughing, I was simultaneously embarrassed and aroused. Promise me you will do that to someone at the next festival! Oh, and you have to do it with the old world wench accent!

I hate the IRS.

I LIKE BACON. I HAD SOME WITH BREAKFAST. IT WAS DELICIOUS. LATER I RECOGNIZED GAY MARRIAGE. NOW I AM JUST CHILLIN.

I got nothin' to say - just wanted to join in :P

Its pretty easy to recognize gay marriage. Anytime two dudes are holding hands at the alter, they are getting hitched. It works the same way with chicks too.

Bacon is gross. :P

Naw, man. Bacon is the shiz! It's all crispy/chewy and salty and porky and nearly orgasmic smothered in syrup.
*mouth waters*

Rowangrey is totally hot, she's like every nerd's dream....a hot nerd girl. *mouth waters*

I do what I can.
*preens*

You do it well, darling. ;)

::Eats an apple. Exits thread::

So I was just sittin here and decided to fianlly tuck my shirt in for the day, and just as I was tucking the front of my shirt into my pants my boss walked into my cubicle and noticed my hand in the front of my pants and me grunting, b/c my cast was stuck and yea.. she made an awkward look and turned around.. first time i've ever seen a black woman blush tho

I win!

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Mr. P, You sir win at life. I love you, man.