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 punthe
2 weeks ago
I'm staying home from work tonight because I don't feel well. I will be doing some light cleaning of the home, a little PLAYSTATION 3 time, I may be going live later and I will be frequenting Plime, of course. Hooray for sick days! Boo for sickness!
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 Rowangre...
2 weeks ago
« Chez : I just bought one of those king sized sharpies and smell really strong... some people think it stinks but I f**king love that smell *sniiiiiiiiiiiiff* oooh I'm dizzeh hehe :D
Drug 'r bad, mmmkay?
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 punthe
2 weeks ago
« Rowangrey : Drug 'r bad, mmmkay?
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 Chez
2 weeks ago
« Rowangrey : Drug 'r bad, mmmkay?
I'm sorry, I didn't hear you over the bong bubbling ;P
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About Plime
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 pocksuck...
2 weeks ago
« Chez : I just bought one of those king sized sharpies and smell really strong... some people think it stinks but I f**king love that smell *sniiiiiiiiiiiiff* oooh I'm dizzeh hehe :D
The CEO of my place came up to my desk today and shoved one under my nose shouting "Sniff it! Sniff it!"

When I did he said "Thought you might."

I have my annual appraisal on Monday and am now wondering if I've failed the drug test part of it.
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 Rowangre...
2 weeks ago
« Chez : I'm sorry, I didn't hear you over the bong bubbling ;P
Obviously you need to switch to a vaporizer. :)
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 craziese...
2 weeks ago
« Rowangrey : Obviously you need to switch to a vaporizer. :)
try a gas mask......they work wonders!!
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 mewhiten...
2 weeks ago
They just added a few speed humps in a road near my house.....that's right speed "humps"......what happened to calling them bumps? Is it no longer PC? and these bumps are to large for me to call them humps.
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 muppetma...
2 weeks ago
There is so much sadness in the world.

You look at some people and you see their need to be loved, how all they need is a hug, a smile, someone to talk to.

Sometimes it can get over bearing.
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 heymrp
2 weeks ago
Wifey bought Hershey's Special Dark syrup.
MMMMMMMMMMMM Chocolate milk!
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 mewhiten...
2 weeks ago
« heymrp : Wifey bought Hershey's Special Dark syrup.
MMMMMMMMMMMM Chocolate milk!
mmmmm special dark
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 dOntEAtp...
2 weeks ago
« Chez : I'm sorry, I didn't hear you over the bong bubbling ;P
What? Sorry, I couldn't read your joke through all the smoke.
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 xiatethe...
2 weeks ago
« muppetmaker : There is so much sadness in the world.

You look at some people and you see their need to be loved, how all they need is a hug, a smile, someone to talk to.

Sometimes it can get over bearing.
I was just thinking this during a conversation with a friend about an hour ago. =/
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 Chez
2 weeks ago
« dOntEAtpOOp : What? Sorry, I couldn't read your joke through all the smoke.
wuh wiheo2 sdjiew sjhiorj ejriow lol epowropk yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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 dOntEAtp...
2 weeks ago
« muppetmaker : There is so much sadness in the world.

You look at some people and you see their need to be loved, how all they need is a hug, a smile, someone to talk to.

Sometimes it can get over bearing.
And then they call the police when you hug them because you tend to hug too long and your hands kind of wander downward and you're sort of grinding on them and licking their faces...

*sigh*

I was just trying to comfort them.
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 muppetma...
2 weeks ago
« xiatethebish : I was just thinking this during a conversation with a friend about an hour ago. =/
*cough*..soulmates...*cough*

Wait what?

:D
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 craziese...
2 weeks ago
« heymrp : Wifey bought Hershey's Special Dark syrup.
MMMMMMMMMMMM Chocolate milk!
and Mrp thats purely for chocolate milk purposes right?!
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 heymrp
2 weeks ago
« craziesean : and Mrp thats purely for chocolate milk purposes right?!
You sir are a genius! Now I'm gonna go smother it all over my wifes ice cream and mine too and lick till not one drop remains!
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 craziese...
2 weeks ago
« heymrp : You sir are a genius! Now I'm gonna go smother it all over my wifes ice cream and mine too and lick till not one drop remains!
you had me going there you sly dog!! i thought you were gonna say something dirty like: smother all over my wifes head and throw chopped nuts and cherries at her head while calling her Sunday
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 muppetma...
2 weeks ago
« craziesean : you had me going there you sly dog!! i thought you were gonna say something dirty like: smother all over my wifes head and throw chopped nuts and cherries at her head while calling her Sunday
You are insane. This is why I love you.

I had a mental picture that is something along these lines:

Chocolatey NSFW Goodness

*you can sorta see a chocolate covered nipple*
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