Im trying to remember if that joke was in the original film, but I cant.

/thread jack

Please continue talking about religion and plime.

We will need pics to show your devotion.

As Pope, you may send the pics to me, and if they are sufficient, you will be accepted.

I agree with nudism, but could we all have really cool hats?

Like this...

Soytenly :)

If Plime was a religion, "church" would be drinking beer and visiting the Platroom.

If Plime was a religion, the holy day would be Friday (FAF's).

If Plime was a religion, the only rule would be there are no rules.

Wait...

Sweet...

*Takes off clothes and runs around*

I wrote this once about DEP in that DEP FACT thread, but ill change it to include Jax...

Here we go:

In the beginning there was Jax.

On the first day Jax spoke, "Let there be Plime." And there was. And it was good.

On the second day Jax spoke, "Let there be Forums." And there was. And it was good.

On the third day Jax spoke, "Let there be Users." And he created the registration page. And it was good.

On the fourth day Jax spoke, "Let there be Karma." And there was. And he got upvoted.

On the fifth day Jax spoke, "Let there be FAF." And there was, and for a Friday, we all had avatars with a centralized theme, and it was good.

On the six day Jax fired his web design team, for taking six days to finally finish with a few simple tasks. And it was good, until his unemployment rates increased.

On the seventh day, Jax kicked back with a cold brew and watched a lesbian porno. And it was good.

All I can think about is this one time, in fly camp, someone said that and one of the guys actually did take off his clothes and run around....

.... but it was below freezing .....

.... his nickname became hamster after that.

Trust the hippy to come up with that :D

*stripping off*

My pants are off

Quoted from the Book of Plimus Erectus, Verses 1-8.

And now a quote from the Book of the Apostle Moe:

He who be n00b shalt remember thy place and not be a artard.

And from the Book of the Apostle Imnotyoo:

He who haveth the power of upvote shalt remember this Divine Law, those who abuse the power of the almighty Karma shall henceforth not be upvotedith but be damn'd and be cast into the burning pits of the Foster, where he shalt remain until his redemption.

If Plime was a religion ... i hope it be like Hinduism in the pre-castes era (2000+ years back) - tolerant, not in to conversions, close to nature

This is how relgions start, isn't it?

I wouldn't be here

Good thing? Oh....

Is that because we would have crucified you by now? ;0)

If Plime was a religion... that would be me in the corner.
That would be me in the spotlight, trying to keep up with you, and I don't know if I can do it.

Oh no, I've said too much...

See my body, it's nothing to get posts about.
I'm nobody except genetic runaround.
Spiritual era's gone, it ain't comin' back.
plime Religion, a copout, that is all that's left
Hey Mr. plime, stop wasting my time,
With your factory precision.
Factory precision is your
plime Religion, regurgitate
Indecision, it's not too late.
plime Religion, plime Religion.
Ay!

(really though, if plime was a religion, it'd be one of the good ones)

A 'Good' religion is no religion...

Holy crap, can't believe someone found this! *dusts it off* Oh yeah hi everybody!!!!

Aggie, where the s**t have you been?