Strippers are really manipulative, also why can't I get a job taking off my clothes for women.
I would do that in a heartbeat.
PS I was really surprised by how attractive they were I thought I would be kind of gross and I would leave in like 20 minutes but apparently not.
So uhh anyone have strip club stories or stories of that nature?

I one day plan to open a strip club for overweight male strippers and call it...

Chocolate Chip n' Dales

So, I went to a strip club once. I was invited by one of them to go into the back room. I asked her how much it would cost for her to degrade herself. She said, "$300." So I let her do it. It was awesome! She had no dignity left by the end of the night.

Great. Now I'll have Wyclef in my head all night.

"Just cause she dances go-go,
It don't make her a ho, no..."

I've gone to a few strip clubs, but almost always as a DD for friends' birthdays, and therefore stone sober. The last time I was at a strip club was one of two times I wasn't sober, and drinks were free for girls all night.

The other time, I remember going with some friends, and one of the guys with us had never seen a naked woman before (and he was like 23, it was funny). We all donated loonies to him so he could try and get the loonies in the pitcher at the end....
It was a good night.

The coolest one I went to had a Klondike theme and had real can-can girls. They guys hated it because the girls weren't trampy enough, but that's probably why I kind of liked it.

Strip clubs are the only places where I've seen ads and coupons for breast implants.

It's not degrading women, its exploiting men.

Funny but are you sure you don't just have a sweet spot for the big boys?

Is this a Canadian ritual? Who's pitcher is it?

Nope, I am a big boy.

I'm not the window shopper type

Bunny ranch more your speed then?

I've been to a couple. Yeah they're attractive but the whole hotness goes away when you see guys throwing money at them and at the end of their set when they start picking it all up. I've also been to really raunchy strip clubs where one of the strippers had a cesarean section scar. Another had the nastiest parrot tattoo on their stomach, oh man they were nasty. A friend of mine got a blowjob for $100 god knows what else he 'got' -.-

My ex and I would laugh cause they'd come around and start sweet talking him and he'd be like "I don't have any money" they'd get pissed and storm off.
The best part is when you get a strip club noob and tell them to put a dollar in their mouth and stripper will come and remove it with their boobs.

I love going with a sketchbook though, I loves me some stripper drawings :D




Let's play how long till photobucket deletes those drawings!!!

I haven't been to a strip club in years, but I used to enjoy them a good bit. I guess the luster has worn off now that I work with a stripper and I hear about all the behind the scenes drug use and whoring and whatnot. Bleh.

depends, am I on the bench or in the game?

I have been known to frequent a strip club now and again....and I can tell you WITHOUT A DOUBT the best strip clubs (that's plural) I've been to has to be in Montreal.

WOW! I love me some Montreal Strip Clubs!

I used to frequent tittie bars when I was 18 (the legal age for drinking in Texas was 18 for a few years; 1974-1984). From what I understand, things have changed quite a bit since then. We paid a cover charge and then only had to pay for drinks and the occasional tip for a particular dancer that we liked or who had danced particularly for us. Now I understand they try to collect money to pay for their music, you pretty much have to tip the dancers all the time or they won't dance anywhere near you and there were no table or lap dances back then.

When I was going, the dancers worked for their tips. Now they expect it regardless.

If she wasn't crying during the lap dance, it wasn't worth it.

That's "Back Bacon Strips", thank you very much.

I woke up in a strip club this past weekend actually.. (long story) also I used to work at dannys in canada.. made some good money but quit when i realized that pretty much 95% of male strippers are homosexual and the dressing room momments were really awkward.. i don't like being hit on repeatedly and watched..

Yeah here is a summary of my experience.



My wife went to one for the first time for a friend's birthday. She said the first thing the dude stripper did to her was to try to shove her head in his crotch. I was like "Wow that must be a tough job to do everynight for a gay guy". She was none to pleased about being manhandled and told him as much (which I expected). She also said it was really sleezy and disgusting. She described a bachelorette basically being sexually assulted on stage, and actually being very embarrased about it.

Never been, never plan to.