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 icepigs
5 months ago
« donteatpoop :

(sorry for the complete hijackery piggy, but you did get the answer already so I figured it was okay. Plus you're welcome to join my cult and pick your 4 wives.)
I'll join as long as there is STRICT adherence to the "1 sausage per orgy" rule
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 icepigs
5 months ago
« Rowangrey : Since DEP's snatching (ha!) up all the women folk for his little commune, I'll start thinking about my man-harem.

Now accepting applications for the following positions:
Cat box cleaner husband
Yard work husband
Money maker husband (this position is harder, but gets extra blowjobs)
Screaming-orgasm-maker husband
Spider killer husband (also with the occasional extra BJ)
All over body massage-giver husband

The fourth position is an advanced one that may require proof of ability before the applicant is accepted.
I will apply for any of the following:


Money maker husband (this position is harder, but gets extra blowjobs)
Screaming-orgasm-maker husband
Spider killer husband (also with the occasional extra BJ)
All over body massage-giver husband

I will be happy to show you my resume showing my expertise in all the above categories...
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 sparklye...
5 months ago
« gammerus : What if I baked you some pants.
Alas, I would only eat them.
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 mobase
5 months ago
« sparklyeyedgal181 : Alas, I would only eat them.
If you're wearing them at the time, I will film, produce, and direct your video. Granted, I'll have to get a permission slip from Horsefeathers, but we could make a fortune.

I'm told I'm very autistic.
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 SpamTrap
5 months ago
« mobase :
I'm told I'm very autistic.
Are you artistic with a typo or are you autistic with a cinematographic interest?
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 donteatp...
5 months ago
« icepigs : I'll join as long as there is STRICT adherence to the "1 sausage per orgy" rule
Very strict, icepigs. Very strict.

This will probably be the best cult ever, by the way.
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 mobase
5 months ago
« SpamTrap : Are you artistic with a typo or are you autistic with a cinematographic interest?
Yes.
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