Like a group of cows is called a herd and a group of geese is called a gaggle, a group of crows is called a murder and a group of hawks is called a cast

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

(P.S. You're a great person for beginning this. Best show ever.)

You will not go blind!

a group of owls is called a parliament.

a group of children is called a nightmare.

I really should be doing work right now!

The cure to brain freeze: Place your tongue on the roof of your mouth. The "brain freeze" will subside. Unless you like "brain freeze."

well who doesn't?

What should I do for brain melt? Aaargh, too late.

Apply an ice pack and think cooling thoughts.

Or, avoid the mushrooms with white caps and red dots.

I do not know your mom.

The medical term for a testicle that does not drop (and is retained in the abdomen) is cryptorchid, which literally translates to "dead flower".
I think that's kind of sweet.

The 3.2 billion year old chert of the Fig Tree Formation in the Barbeton Mountains between Swaziland and South Africa preserved non-colonial unicellular bacterial-like fossils.

I learned this today. Chert is cool. I will map some this summer.

More random facts from MadhatterAggie;

-the uterus is the strongest and most pliable organ in the human species

-babies (up to about 2 months) are colorblind

-if you laid out every vein from an adult human end to end it would circumnavigate the globe at least 3 times.

-women on average have a higher rate for suicide and insanity.

-autism affects more boys than girls. thats because girls have the 2nd X chromosome

-if a women is born with an additional X chromosome(XXX) it is considered "super woman defect"

Twins taste the same

My Snapple cap says:

The oil in cashews helps prevent tooth decay.

So eat up!

I don't believe all the random facts!

It is impossible for the blood in your body to have turbulent flow. Due to the size of your veins and arteries it will always be laminar flow.

Moe eats babies. It's true.

One of my co-workers looks like Justin Timberlake. There's always been a bit of a resemblance, but he recently cut his hair and is growing a beard, and now...it's creepy.


His hair is a little bit lighter.

The candiru is a parasitic Amazonian fish that can get confused by the ammonia of a human urinating in water and swim up the urethra, where, thanks to its sharp barbs, it gets stuck while it gorges itself on the host's blood.